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Holy cr@p! This zombie attack bike is powered by a chainsaw
IO9 ^ | March 10, 2012 | Robert T. Gonzalez

Posted on 03/31/2012 10:57:19 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

Holy cr@p! This zombie attack bike is powered by a chainsaw

I'm sorry, did you think I meant a chainsaw motor? I suppose that's understandable (after all, two-stroke chainsaw engines are often used to convert bicycles into rear-wheel-drive motorbikes), but I didn't say chainsaw motor, did I? I said chainsaw. Because whoever pieced together this unholy death machine has clearly left the power source attached to a number of other components. They've even opted for a FWD conversion so that the saw's guide blade and cutting chain could be front-mounted.

100% terrifying, 100% brilliant. Perfect for plowing through hordes of the undead or cruising the wastelands of post-apocalyptia. Now, if you'll excuse me, I find that I am overcome by a desire to don football pads and spend the weekend watching the Mad Max trilogy on repeat.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; backyardengineering; bicycle; chainsaw; itstheendoftheworld; madmax; napl; postapocalypse; redneck; survival; zday; zombieapocalypse
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Let's just call it ...

bike 'n slice

1 posted on 03/31/2012 10:57:30 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Interesting, but I still go for the flamethrowers.


2 posted on 03/31/2012 10:59:45 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: DogByte6RER

The Schwinn reaper?


3 posted on 03/31/2012 11:00:26 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


4 posted on 03/31/2012 11:01:36 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Looks like one of my bastard creations LoL


5 posted on 03/31/2012 11:03:47 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: DogByte6RER
OK I got the Bike, now I need me a chainsaw...
6 posted on 03/31/2012 11:03:58 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: muir_redwoods

“Schwinn reaper” LOL


7 posted on 03/31/2012 11:05:51 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: DogByte6RER

It’s a girl’s bike!


8 posted on 03/31/2012 11:06:40 AM PDT by humblegunner
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I want a little bigger chainsaw though

I want a little space between me and the Deaders!

9 posted on 03/31/2012 11:08:37 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: humblegunner

Yes it is a girl’s bike, but there is no sissy bar.

Also, I would be hard pressed to call the rider of this thing a sissy ...


10 posted on 03/31/2012 11:09:58 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

I dont understand the drive system.

We used to put old lawn mower engines on bikes and we’d bolt like a 18” rim on the spokes of a 24” rear wheel an use a belt drive.


11 posted on 03/31/2012 11:10:10 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"I am the Lord of the Harvest..."


12 posted on 03/31/2012 11:12:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sythecycle rider


13 posted on 03/31/2012 11:14:55 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: humblegunner
"This a girl's bike! This is for a little girl!"
14 posted on 03/31/2012 11:15:25 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: muir_redwoods

Post of the day !!!!


15 posted on 03/31/2012 11:15:38 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: DogByte6RER

Perfect to ride though and OWS park


16 posted on 03/31/2012 11:17:41 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: al baby; muir_redwoods

Trust me. Don’t ride on the handlebars.


17 posted on 03/31/2012 11:18:08 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: mylife

I want one. Mounted on a off road bike.


18 posted on 03/31/2012 11:19:09 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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The fun of it all is this beats xbox any day in my estimation

I laugh at al the guys at work that are chatting about last nights game of “call to duty”

Remember when it was fun being a kid?
Gosh, I have a hard time remembering when it was fun to be an adult.

When we were kids were were proficient non degreed engineers LOL


19 posted on 03/31/2012 11:19:21 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: smokingfrog

I miss my YZ 400 bored out to 410
5 gal desert tank, 1/4 turn throttle

Chainsaw on the handlebars ...


20 posted on 03/31/2012 11:22:22 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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