Woohoo!!! It’s Friday again!!!!
IPTP!!!!
THAT is the best analysis of family economics that I have seen.
lol
6??? Woo hoo..
Let the silliness begin!
woooooooooo hoooooooooo TGIF
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2862581/posts
This is the silliest thing I read all week, all month, all year.
Have fun!
The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here!
Hi Lucky, thanks fro this silliness thread.
Here’s some I’ve saved up.
THIS IS A HAPPYGRAM FROM ME TO YOU
You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
—Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
—Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
—Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
—Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
—David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
—Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
—David Letterman
Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the
Sidewalk in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of
Tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing
FREE
KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black
Cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped a
Tall, grinning man.
“Hi there little girl, I’m
President Obama.
What do you have in the basket?” he asked.
“Kittens,” little Suzy said.
“How old are they?” asked Obama.
Suzy replied, “They’re so young,
Their eyes aren’t even open yet.”
“And what kind of kittens are they?”
“Democrats,” answered Suzy with a smile.
Obama was delighted.
As soon as he returned to his car,
He called his PR chief and
Told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op,
The two men agreed that the president should return the next day;
And in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of
“FREE KITTENS,”
When another motorcade pulled up,
This time followed by vans from
ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up,
Then Obama got out of his limo
And walked over to little Suzy.
“Hello, again,” he said,
I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out
There what kind of kittens you’re giving away.”
“Yes sir,” Suzy said. “They’re Republicans.”
Taken by surprise, the president stammered,
“But...but...yesterday,
You told me they were DEMOCRATS.”
Little Suzy smiled and said, “I know.
But today, they have their eyes open.”
