Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
STANDARDS! You have captured my intent perfectly! It is these standards which will prevent us from EVER AGAIN mentioning that David Brock is a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient.
I’m not sure I understand. Are you saying that we shouldn’t call David Brock a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing; cabana-boy-loving, lisping, daffodil?
Post #69 1/2! ROFLMAO! Pure genius that Lazamataz! WHOA!
“Like me at Facebutt”-———LMAO!!
Look, newbie though I am, I lurked here for three years and always loved your posts. If you do a ping list, please put me on!
PRECISELY! We are so above that! Glad you are joining me in the effort to never again refer to David Brock as a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender.
bkmk
I will never call him a fudge packer again. I will only call him a male catcher.
Join me in the quest. :)
You are the THIRD on the ping list. :)
It’s wonderful someone has come along and improved the level of social intercourse at FR.
Hitting "Post reply" brings up Laz's name in the "To" box on the posting screen, not yours, and hovering over your screen name shows a link outside of FR instead of to your FR profile page. I didn't pick your screen name so I don't know if it'll take you elsewhere or not.
How do you do that?
AT LAST! Someone Laz wouldn’t hit.
Good to know you got *some* standards; lines you won’t cross.
Keep up the good work.
Pls put me on too.
That 69 1/2 really had me going! I’m laughing/crying again and my 3 cats are all sitting in a neat row, heads askance, staring at me. I swear they’re smiling.
Yeehaw!
I haven’t laughed this hard since seeing Hillary on TV today!
90 posts in no time at all. There seems to be a real trend here.... soon, nobody will call David Brock a whinnying crochet-loving sweetwater flaming mushroom-polisher.
Does David Brock live on Rekdal Road in Camano Island, WA?
I’d rather be punked by your post than buggered by Brock.
there are times when ya hurt so much, ya hurt.
crap, that was funny.
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