Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
hahahahah!!
first!
Wow Laz, I get it. You wouldn’t hit that.
Laz: can I quote you on that? Thanks! I’ll make sure that you get all the credit!
Amen
I agree! Leave the Nancy Boy alone.
Ping your list if you like.
POST OF THE DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK U
Ping for a series, hugh topic.
LMFAO!!! Scorn and ridicule is all these scum deserve! Remember that PC is designed as cover for the left. Speak truth and humuliate them for what the truly are.
Read it, LOL’d——sent it to hubby——he read it and LOL’d.
Hilarious!!
I’m glad you like it. David Brock is a serious poltical operator, and it behooves us not to mention that he is a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah.
I’m glad you agree, and I hope you join me in the effort to stop calling David Brock a three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallower.
Are you implying that David Brock likes to “tiptoe through the tulips?” That would be wrong. :)
LEAVE THE POOFTER ALONE!
(cries and wets diaper)
I’m glad you all agree. It’s way past time to stop calling David Brock a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper.
Is there a ping list? If so, I want on it. Mrs. Liberty is laughing.
I should probably have a Laz Ping List. You’d be PERSON NUMBER ONE. :)
You come up with some gems..I prefer to call them “Butt buddies” but your description is better
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