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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: Tax-chick

The arthritis in them was really aggravated because I ran across a seven lane street. (I should know better at my age!) I need to get over it FAST. I was going to go to a funeral tomorrow, but that’s not going to happen.

My son and his family will be here next week, and I’m supposed to go to St. George with them for the weekend.

Anyway, when I feel better I’ll at least text, if nothing else.


601 posted on 03/09/2012 12:54:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

” with the test-pattern flashing across my eyes.”

We are experiencing some technical problems!
[And I hear that said in that warbling voice the guy had.]


602 posted on 03/09/2012 1:05:05 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I have these hypoglycemic episodes once in a while. This one was a surprise.

It rained this morning but turned out to be nice in the afternoon. Supposed to be clear and below freezing the next couple of nights.


603 posted on 03/09/2012 1:45:09 PM PST by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Tax-chick

Dipping back into “Ugh Freezing” here tonight, and heading up into warm temps during the day tomorrow.
Heading out for the night.


604 posted on 03/09/2012 1:57:25 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; ColdOne; ...

I am never not busy, but I am never as busy as SJB, who passes himself as he comes and goes, and that’s how he got through school.


605 posted on 03/09/2012 3:20:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: Darksheare

I had to bring my corn seeds starts inside it was so cold last night.


606 posted on 03/09/2012 3:22:48 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; ...

I haven’t done diddly this week.....waiting on other people, while I FReep. I will probably disappear next week for a month or so.....lulls never last : )


607 posted on 03/09/2012 3:30:58 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I was actually a scholar in college.....studied my butt off.
Now I post at the Undead Thread.....who knew? : )


608 posted on 03/09/2012 3:33:11 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: tumblindice

She also sells nursing bras and posed for them...We can’t condemn her. She must be some kind of mother!


609 posted on 03/09/2012 3:35:32 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I was as dutiful about going to college as I was about going to High School.

That is to say; I went there. I went there a lot.

It’s possible that a little of it stuck.


610 posted on 03/09/2012 3:45:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’m sure plenty stuck : )


611 posted on 03/09/2012 3:52:08 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

“...disappear next week for a month or so.....lulls never last : )”

Are you saying that you are one of those guys that disappear when the work gets hard?


612 posted on 03/09/2012 3:58:04 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob

I was very Hermione in school, and no more popular. (See: 17 years of homeschooling and another 18 to go.)

Tanks for letting us know you’ll be busy, sjb, so we don’t worry unduly.


613 posted on 03/09/2012 4:03:16 PM PST by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker
"I was very Hermione in school, and no more popular.

"Honestly! She's a nightmare." (Ron)

614 posted on 03/09/2012 4:12:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker

I’d have hit Ron upside the head with a baseball bat, if I hadn’t been a nice, law-abiding girl with strict parents.


615 posted on 03/09/2012 4:16:51 PM PST by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

That would have been a case of “the wand choosing the wizard” with a bit of outside assistance.


616 posted on 03/09/2012 4:38:32 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: Silentgypsy; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Thanks silentgypsy. I’m feeling even bertter today.
How is Crowbar? Was the surgery for his digestive system, or something else?

Hi Stephen.
Yes, 50f at the end of Feb.-beginning of Mar. is glorious. On average, daily temperatures during this time range from 25-35f, with nights averaging 8-19f. This coming week, even the nights will be above freezing. :-D

Bob, Stephen, Face...Thank God. People who think they are normal are, well, wrong.

Darks, Good Luck! Will you be in touch during that time?

TC, how are you holding up? Getting some sleep?


617 posted on 03/09/2012 4:42:29 PM PST by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan

Keep the heat on!


618 posted on 03/09/2012 4:44:25 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

“SJB, who passes himself as he comes and goes....” I sense a really interesting story here. Can you point me toward a link?


619 posted on 03/09/2012 4:46:04 PM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: ThomasThomas

YEP


620 posted on 03/09/2012 5:02:41 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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