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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: null and void; NicknamedBob

Hey! Did you guys hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the street?

Y’all are inSANE!


1,041 posted on 03/18/2012 11:02:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void; Darksheare

I’m just making a list of how many jerky friends I have.


1,042 posted on 03/18/2012 11:08:12 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob; null and void

It means the cook left all the food in Colorado....


1,043 posted on 03/18/2012 11:10:42 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face

I hate my sisters guts!

Shut up and eat what’s put before you...


1,044 posted on 03/18/2012 11:13:11 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1153 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Silentgypsy

That sounds yummy. Thanks for posting it.


1,045 posted on 03/18/2012 12:52:26 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; null and void; Darksheare

“I’m just making a list of how many jerky friends I have.”

Honky Jerky....The OTHER white meat


1,046 posted on 03/18/2012 12:55:18 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: null and void; NicknamedBob

Hey, Mom? Can we play with Gramma?
No. You’ve already dug her up twicw this week.


1,047 posted on 03/18/2012 12:56:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Et tu, Brute?


1,048 posted on 03/18/2012 12:58:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL......I don’t like jerky.....beef, honky or otherwise : )


1,049 posted on 03/18/2012 1:06:12 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: All

Oh My God, I fell into this conversation!

FRiends don’t eat FRiends!


1,050 posted on 03/18/2012 1:21:45 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan; stephenjohnbanker; null and void; NicknamedBob

It is rather a grim topic, isn’t it?
Perhaps the gyus have been reading too many National Geographic mags...?

Or reading too much into the menu on the NG.com? *kof-kof*


1,051 posted on 03/18/2012 1:31:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not really, just planning on having some friends over for dinner...


1,052 posted on 03/18/2012 1:32:36 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1153 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: fanfan

“Oh My God, I fell into this conversation!

FRiends don’t eat FRiends!”

Not too often, at any rate....


1,053 posted on 03/18/2012 2:10:04 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; stephenjohnbanker; null and void; NicknamedBob

Bob started it......he brought up Donner Pass.....then my imagination, and knowledge of history took over : )


1,054 posted on 03/18/2012 2:13:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; null and void; NicknamedBob

Agreed, not grim. Maybe unappetizing....


1,055 posted on 03/18/2012 2:23:28 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; null and void; NicknamedBob

Ever notice how Donner and Dahlmer ryme??.......ever notice......


1,056 posted on 03/18/2012 2:29:25 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: null and void

Please, Nully, take me off your list!


1,057 posted on 03/18/2012 2:36:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

Teh hyoomon no show, no bring noms.
Hyoomon wil benoms when shows.


1,058 posted on 03/18/2012 2:45:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

It’s not THAT bad, honest.


1,059 posted on 03/18/2012 2:52:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick

” Teh hyoomon no show, no bring noms.
Hyoomon wil benoms when shows.”

OK...........hands off the keyboard....back up the rolling chair....youze done!


1,060 posted on 03/18/2012 2:52:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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