Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

[chrismac]

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.

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I should write a book about this.

One of you should...

[Tax-chick]

Morning, all. DP is back to work today, and the Offspring are sluggish, as usual.

[Darksheare]

Sluggish, with real slugs?

[Tax-chick]

No, the actual oozing slugs are mostly outside. On the other hand, if Tom were just a little more gelatinous ...

Ugh, I think there was a sf story about that.

[Darksheare]

Epic Fail Lawn Service doubles as Epic Fail House [insert task here]?

[NicknamedBob]

"On the other hand, if Tom were just a little more gelatinous ... Ugh, I think there was a sf story about that."

As in, "The pod people neglected to replace Tom, indications being that he was already one of them."

[Darksheare]

Maybe he replaced them.

[NicknamedBob]

"Maybe he replaced them."

"Teenagers, neglecting the jobs the pod people won't do."

[Darksheare]

Teenagers, slacking at doing the pod invasion that pod invaders won’t do.

[Tax-chick]

Epic Fail at Getting Dressed. I think the preceding Fail was at washing his clothes. Under the circumstances, remaining in his pajamas is a better choice than some of the other options.

[Darksheare]

“Assume human form!” *crickets, squeakie toy*
“Silence! I am your overlord!”

[Tax-chick]

True, and there could also be catnip involved.

I have to go find someone to walk Ash. Bill also seems to still be in his pajamas, suggesting that it’s a ploy to avoid being the Dogwalker.

[Darksheare]

How could he deprive Ash of her messages from the message board?

[Tax-chick]

Messages in the shrubbery, at each mailbox, upon the fire hydrant ...

Pat got dressed warmly and took her out. He’s very patient with her stopping to sniff everything, as long as she listens to his nattering about “Spore” without interrupting.

[Darksheare]

Spore creature creator?
Or spore as in some plan he has?

[Tax-chick]

Spore creature creator. That’s the computer game, right? It results in dialogue such as, “I can’t afford a mouth!” “But you could sell your cilia and buy talons!”

[Darksheare]

Uh oh.
Yeah, that’s the game thing.

[HKMk23]

Perhaps my favorite "Calvin and Hobbes" strip of all time is at the top of this page.

[Darksheare]

There’s one where his father tells him that he pupated at the age of three.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

During one of my recent pregnancies, James kept asking me where the egg was. He was sure I’d laid an egg, like a reptile, and was keeping it from him for some nefarious purpose.