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Whoopi Goldberg Rips LOUD Fart on 'The View'
TMZ ^ | 12/16/2011 | TMZ

Posted on 12/16/2011 12:26:04 PM PST by JNRoberts

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To: JNRoberts

I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.


21 posted on 12/16/2011 12:35:39 PM PST by discostu (How Will I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today)
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To: hillarys cankles

She never shuts her mouth,,,,,how can she build up the pressure? She is a hideous pig.


22 posted on 12/16/2011 12:35:58 PM PST by Concho (-)
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To: JNRoberts

Sounds like one big Whoopie Cushion!!!


23 posted on 12/16/2011 12:37:13 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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It's doubtful that by Whoopi 'lifting a cheek' to relieve herself, it would make any difference from anything else Whoopi has to say. All LEFTists sound the same to me about everything.
24 posted on 12/16/2011 12:37:45 PM PST by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: discostu
I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.

So? It's not as if the deceased was going to smell it anyway.

25 posted on 12/16/2011 12:37:45 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: JNRoberts

Cultural Diversity 101:

Sonically excessive flatulence from a person of color represenst the same societal value and level of achievement as a Mozart Sonata.

If it has the additional bonus characteristic of stinking up the studio, she’ll undoubtedly be nominated for some kind of “Brave, Edgy, Pushing the Envelope of Broadcast Programming” Hollywood Award.


26 posted on 12/16/2011 12:38:07 PM PST by EyeGuy (moral)
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To: JNRoberts

**SNIFF** Kinda smells like Zuccotti Park.


27 posted on 12/16/2011 12:38:44 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Concho

>>>She never shuts her mouth,,,,,how can she build up the pressure? She is a hideous pig.<<<<

Gosh. Is there anyway we can get Whoopi’s attention to this thread? Can we link it to her website or something? I’d pay some money to alert that disgusting gas bag to these comments.


28 posted on 12/16/2011 12:38:50 PM PST by JNRoberts
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To: Puppage

LOL. Even the methane flees Whoopie!


29 posted on 12/16/2011 12:39:29 PM PST by formosa (Formosa)
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To: discostu

Did you point at the body when someone smelled it?


30 posted on 12/16/2011 12:40:12 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: JNRoberts
as the ripe smell hits her nose, Guinan asks herself:

was that the whoopee cushion or was that ME!


31 posted on 12/16/2011 12:41:01 PM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: dfwgator; massgopguy

It was really the reverb that caused the problem. If I was gonna blame somebody probably would have been the pastor running the service, he was kind of a jackass.


32 posted on 12/16/2011 12:43:39 PM PST by discostu (How Will I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today)
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To: dfwgator
“I mean, I know you’re a liberal and all that Ted, but geez, what were you thinking?”

He was thinking about pushing the Laz barrier to new horizons.
33 posted on 12/16/2011 12:43:39 PM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 !)
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To: JNRoberts

Don’t you know? That was a Whoopie cushion.


34 posted on 12/16/2011 12:44:04 PM PST by dforest
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To: JNRoberts

Farts. Language of turds. Why is this surprising?


35 posted on 12/16/2011 12:44:04 PM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Vaquero

World’s ugliest “Whoopi” cushion.


36 posted on 12/16/2011 12:44:47 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: laweeks
With the size of her a$$, it probably is time to go home before they reach the surrounding air

Are you kidding? With the size of her ass, I wouldn't be surprised if she loosed that fart from her bowels last Monday. By the time it's out in the open, there are EPA monitors around the studio going off for unsafe air conditions!

37 posted on 12/16/2011 12:45:14 PM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Azzurri; pogo101
Whoppie and Ted decked to the 9s for the Friars Club ‘menstrual' show


38 posted on 12/16/2011 12:46:15 PM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: JNRoberts

No, that’s her normal speaking voice.


39 posted on 12/16/2011 12:46:38 PM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: JNRoberts

Lefties are so classy.


40 posted on 12/16/2011 12:47:18 PM PST by ozzymandus
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