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To: JNRoberts

I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.

21 posted on 12/16/2011 12:35:39 PM PST by discostu (How Will I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today)

To: discostu

I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.

So? It's not as if the deceased was going to smell it anyway.

25 posted on 12/16/2011 12:37:45 PM PST by dfwgator

To: discostu

Did you point at the body when someone smelled it?

30 posted on 12/16/2011 12:40:12 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)

To: discostu

"I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.">

I hope you pointed at the corpse! ;-)

45 posted on 12/16/2011 12:51:27 PM PST by almost done by half

To: discostu

Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.

Not only do they amplify the sound, they also amplify the stench. That's why they're called "pews."

96 posted on 12/16/2011 5:08:57 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)

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