[dfwgator]

I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.

So? It's not as if the deceased was going to smell it anyway.

[discostu]

It was really the reverb that caused the problem. If I was gonna blame somebody probably would have been the pastor running the service, he was kind of a jackass.

[central_va]

I work in a government facility with a few handicaps, one’s a deaf guy who can’t hear himself fart. He lets loose and has no clue it makes noise. UFB. True story.