Posted on 11/30/2011 9:02:34 AM PST by Daffynition
MONROE, Ore. -- The thing to do if a squirrel runs up your leg is probably not to aim a .22-caliber rifle at it.
A Benton County, Ore., sheriff's officer says a 36-year-old Monroe man told deputies he was startled by a squirrel that ran up his left leg so he fired at it but hit his foot instead.
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My first thought as well. His story smells like “embarrassed about shooting own foot - must fabricate story.”
That's not a loggin' chain though. I have one in my garage!!!! :-D Use it to pull folks out of mudholes when they get their non-4WD vehicles stuck at a hunt test.
ROTFLOL! I absolutely LOVE Jedi Squirrel...especially when he’s drunk!
“Bennett was treated and released.
He declined to comment about the Nov. 23 incident.”
No doubt that he would have a comment.
He didn’t even kill the dang squirrel!
What a wuss...
The ability to kill a squirrel is nothing compared to the power of the Force.
Too true...
May the force be with you...forever and ever.
However, I hope that force learns how to handle evil squirrels.
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