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Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with today's WFTD:

Obama and Dopey Joe Biden, two mountebanks that make the most outrageous snakeoil salesman look like a piker, are out on the trail selling more BS to an adoring media. Unfortunately, the republicans have their own mountebank in Newt, who appears to be rising in the polls for some inexplicable reason.

Obama's Half-Billion-Dollar Crony Drug Deal
Vice President Joe Biden calls SB 5 vote a victory for the middle class at stop in Euclid
Gingrich's 2012 platform at odds with planks from past

No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!

Only days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.

1 posted on 11/16/2011 6:30:33 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME!!!

Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

2 posted on 11/16/2011 6:31:27 AM PST by VRWCmember (If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
Welcome to class students.

Only days until Christmas.

3 posted on 11/16/2011 6:32:07 AM PST by VRWCmember (If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: VRWCmember

The mountebank is where the mountepython lives.


6 posted on 11/16/2011 6:35:41 AM PST by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: VRWCmember

This is too easy. The US montebank in chief is hanging out with world leaders in Hawaii, further embarrassing the US with stupid statements and apologies about “lazy” Americans.


7 posted on 11/16/2011 6:37:44 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: VRWCmember

The Germans run tightly their bundesbank
More careful than most in the eurobank
While from Italy to Greece
They just loaf, spend and fleece
Seeking the title: Best Mountebank


11 posted on 11/16/2011 6:44:50 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree ("Nanny Care State" is not a Division 3 football powerhouse.)
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To: VRWCmember

Gay cowboy grifters live on Mountebank Mountain.


12 posted on 11/16/2011 6:46:07 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree ("Nanny Care State" is not a Division 3 football powerhouse.)
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To: VRWCmember

And we all remember that historical movie, Brokeback Mountebank, about a pair of gay snake oil salesmen.......


14 posted on 11/16/2011 6:52:48 AM PST by Red Badger (Obama's number one economics advisor must be a Magic Eight Ball.................)
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To: VRWCmember

If the OWSers don’t get their way, they say they are going to mountebank attack.


18 posted on 11/16/2011 7:07:05 AM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: VRWCmember

I’ve noticed that many of your chosen words describe nobama. Is that done on purpose?


25 posted on 11/16/2011 7:50:33 AM PST by upchuck (Rerun: Think you know hardship? Wait till the dollar is no longer the world's reserve currency.)
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To: VRWCmember

Being a mountebank, Obama is antagonistic to other types of banks.


26 posted on 11/16/2011 7:54:12 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: VRWCmember

The Obama regime is chock full to the brim with mountebanks, charlatans, grifters, and con-man. Those that don’t qualify for any of those monikers are simple idiots.

Nov. 2012...replace the whole lot.


31 posted on 11/16/2011 9:27:00 AM PST by hoagy62 (The United States of America. Great idea...while it lasted.)
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