Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Can’t get $ from a mountebank.
75 and beautiful wioth a cool front on the way tonight...
Obama’s latest idiotic speech
Is just bound to amaze ‘ya-
He was brought up in Hawaii
But he thinks it is in Asia
Any truly practiced mountebank
Would think about what they said
And not start blabbing anything
That had come into their head
It seems Obama is not that bright-
With every appearance he makes
He reminds us of Jimmy Carter
And how we rewarded HIS mistakes