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The Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail
Free Republic | Various | JoeProBono et al.

Posted on 10/29/2011 11:23:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady

This is an archive of the saga of Gary and Harriet, two snails in love. Gary was a wild and crazy guy who met Harriet, and as a consequence, settled down to married life with children. He has stepped up to the plate and become a caring father and a great husband. Harriet is a happy mom who loves her family dearly. We follow their journey using their own family photos, and look forward to each new entry with happy anticipation. But the story isn't here; it's in the body of the thread in pictures.

They are, of course, Conservative, and they have agreed to having their life story told here on Free Republic.


TOPICS: Gardening; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: freepathon; garythesnail; harriet; napl
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To: M Kehoe

Hi, 5.56mm. I hope you have a French restaurant nearby? If you see one of those little snails on a tiny scooter, just let him go, okay?


41 posted on 10/29/2011 12:15:25 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: NoGrayZone

Ping!


42 posted on 10/29/2011 12:24:26 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks TOL! There were quite a few of these that I had missed.


43 posted on 10/29/2011 12:33:01 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Pimp your blog for hits on Free Republic!)
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To: TheOldLady

When I see Gary on the ground I pick it up and throw it in the garbage before I walk on it and make a mess under my shoe. First I wad it up in something so it can’t escape.

Disgusting creatures.


44 posted on 10/29/2011 12:34:04 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I’m obviously not spamming enough.

My pleasure, Deo.


45 posted on 10/29/2011 12:54:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: bicyclerepair

I don’t like garden snails much myself. Gary is just a cartoon. If you’re going to kill another living being, at least do it quickly and don’t torture it to death.


46 posted on 10/29/2011 12:59:38 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono

I have really enjoyed these..Thanks for putting them all on one thread.


47 posted on 10/29/2011 1:22:16 PM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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To: MEG33; Slings and Arrows; DejaJude

You’re most welcome. Posting the thread was done at the urging of Slings and Arrows and DejaJude.


48 posted on 10/29/2011 1:30:33 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
You will believe that a snail can love.

(Thanks TOL!)


49 posted on 10/29/2011 2:40:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..




Marus played at the wedding



50 posted on 10/29/2011 3:35:02 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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To: bicyclerepair
You are obviously a person that does not like whimsy. So sad for you.
51 posted on 10/29/2011 5:19:44 PM PDT by DejaJude (Honestly, I had a really great tagline, but I lost it somewhere!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank you for the suggestion, Slings.


52 posted on 10/29/2011 7:17:24 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

You’re very welcome. Thanks for the Gary saga.


53 posted on 10/29/2011 7:25:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TheOldLady

This might be kinda sad but I’ve been looking forward to each new Gary and Harriet graphic. The nearsighted one had me in stitches!


54 posted on 10/29/2011 11:39:54 PM PDT by Fire_on_High (Gohmert ROCKS!)
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To: Fire_on_High
There may be a few more photos from their album. I will ping you if there are.   ;-)
55 posted on 10/29/2011 11:43:04 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Fire_on_High; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows; DejaJude; Lady Jag; MEG33; M Kehoe



Click the Pic             Thank you, JoeProBono

Gary and Harriet Set Their Portraits in Stained Glass
For a Window in Their New Home

Follow the Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail!


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If every FReeper and Lurker gave just $7 a month
No More FReepathons!

56 posted on 10/30/2011 12:45:30 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono
Beautiful! Thanks for the Gary ping.
57 posted on 10/30/2011 12:47:46 PM PDT by DejaJude (Honestly, I had a really great tagline, but I lost it somewhere!)
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To: TheOldLady

If I ever have a pet snail, I’m naming it Gary. Please add me to the Gary Ping List.


58 posted on 10/30/2011 2:28:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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. . . . Awww, thirty-four graphics.

Check 'em out!

[With thanks to TheOldLady, Slings and Arrows, and JoeProBono.]

59 posted on 10/30/2011 4:31:27 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: TheOldLady

I LOVE these!!! They have been a source of smiles on every thread where I have seen them. Whosever idea this was, maximum kudos.


60 posted on 10/30/2011 4:44:36 PM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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