[bicyclerepair]

When I see Gary on the ground I pick it up and throw it in the garbage before I walk on it and make a mess under my shoe. First I wad it up in something so it can’t escape.

Disgusting creatures.

[TheOldLady]

I don’t like garden snails much myself. Gary is just a cartoon. If you’re going to kill another living being, at least do it quickly and don’t torture it to death.

[DejaJude]

You are obviously a person that does not like whimsy. So sad for you.

[JoeProBono]

One day a man heard a knock at his front door, and so he went to answer it. Opening the door, he saw no one there — only a snail on his doorstep, so the man picked up the snail and tossed it across the street. Two months later, he heard another knock on his door. Again he opened the door, only to see the same snail on his doorstep. This time, the snail said, “Hey, what was that all about?”

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