Mondays really suck!

10/10/11 | myself

[Tornillo]

I'm definitely in MNF dt's. The wife is mad at me the Fox "Terra Nova" sucks.
Jack Daniels is my only comfort. (Which might explain why the wife's mad at me but I'm not sure because she won't talk to me.) Now,let's deal with Cain,Romney,Perry and whoever might arise from the mire.
Let me cut to the chase. Your next King has been chosen and it is Barack Obama.
Back in 2008 I was barraged by calls for Obama. I asked one question. "What qualifies Obama to be President?"
I never got an answer to that question. One poor bastard whined. "I have classes to attend."
Do you poor maroons have a clue what you're dealing with?

[Tornillo]

--- and now for the rest of the story. (Thank you,Paul Harvey. Wherever you are.)
While enjoying my supper,I observed the beast trying to pick the keys out of my keyboard. (Yep the same crackhead cockatiel.)
With the quickness of a cat and the grace of a gazelle, I set out to save my keyboard.
Long story short: I saved the keyboard but me and my iMac ended up face down on a cold tile floor. After a few choice words with my bride,total retreat was the only answer.
Next Morning: Maximum caffeine and off we go. Fourteen hour day and I still don't want to deal with my actions.
Like a sniveling kid, I can't do it. Plug it in,hit the power button. The boot took about 3 lifetimes but it loaded.

My bride whispers in my ears."one more JD and this computer is mine".

Next week we will be assaulted with pink but it has nothing to do with breast cancer.

[scott7278]

Stop drinking the Jack Daniels.