Posted on 10/10/2011 7:20:20 PM PDT by Tornillo
I'm definitely in MNF dt's. The wife is mad at me the Fox "Terra Nova" sucks.
Jack Daniels is my only comfort. (Which might explain why the wife's mad at me but I'm not sure because she won't talk to me.) Now,let's deal with Cain,Romney,Perry and whoever might arise from the mire.
Let me cut to the chase. Your next King has been chosen and it is Barack Obama.
Back in 2008 I was barraged by calls for Obama. I asked one question. "What qualifies Obama to be President?"
I never got an answer to that question. One poor bastard whined. "I have classes to attend."
Do you poor maroons have a clue what you're dealing with?
Thread killing post, if I ever saw one!
This thread has epic potential. Not Unnnnnnnngggghhhh! potential, however.
Beautiful, Bill, just beautiful. Hope you don’t mind that I cut and pasted your rant and passed it along to a dozen or so of my more conservative friends. (With acknowledgements, of course).
I’d use it as my next tagline if you could condense it to one pithy sentence, and if it wouldn’t be such a blatant rip-off...
If you’re a 99%er, everyday is Saturday.
Too bad they shower on Sunday.
And yeah, Terra Nova does suck.
We just know that if we ask we'll just make it worse so we act like we know and get defensive to make sure we don't accidentally admit to something you don't already know about.
That's the biggest mistake guys make. Women already know this potential men have, and it's uncanny how specific information just comes to us, sooner or later, in one way or another, without our even looking for anything.
...but either way we'll both be happier.
Not really. Sooner or later, you will always get caught. Better to come clean from the get go.
OMGoodness! [stands up and cheers]
Adding that to my homepage.
NOT my fault.
Though he could use some of my coffee.
“WARNING - Not to be taken internally!” - Slings and Arrows
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.
Didn’t you hear, the eye bleach was all used up during that walmart brawl.
If you are living in Tornillo, Texas my advise is DO NOT sober up.
No, they don’t. If someone else offends or upsets you, it’s poor communication to assume the other person knows why, whether that person is male or female.
The mature thing to do is to talk with that person and explain why.
*YOU* know why you are upset with someone; however, it is illogical and unreasonable to suppose that other people possess that same knowledge without verbal communication.
Exactly. It’s best to communicate your suspicions and annoyances and anger, and not leave the other party guessing.
(survival instinct kicks in)
Uh, *nevermind*
Many thanks! I’m grateful and flattered if anyone even bothers to read my crap much less pass it on. It reads better if you can see the little flecks of spittle on the monitor and the bulging veins in the forehead, though... ;-)
Maybe it was just late at night, but I got quite a chuckle, as did my wife.
We both admire good word smithing, especially when we agree with the argument...
It’s a very good thing that survival instinct of yours kicked in. ;-)
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