Posted on 10/02/2011 12:23:46 PM PDT by NYer
WASHINGTON, DC – Michael Moore said that his next documentary will prove that Jesus was gay.
Speaking at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. Friday, Michael Moore, told the audience that he is working hard on his next documentary, currently entitled – “Jesus Was Gay.”
“I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope,” the filmmaker, wearing his trademark trucker cap, told an auditorium comprised of a few hundred students, faculty and news media.
The liberal filmmaker was invited to the Catholic school to discuss his book, “Here Comes Trouble.” But he also spoke at length about health care, young voters’ disenchantment with President Barack Obama and the need for the wealthy to pay higher taxes. He said affluent Americans “seemed happy” when their income was taxed at a higher rate (“60 and 70 percent”).
Moore, who was raised Catholic, used Christian themes throughout his speech. He then made his surprising comment:
“You know those 12 men Jesus was always hanging out with?” he said to laughter. “You know what that means.” He went to explain that it wasn’t a joke and that he has done extensive documentary research and talked to people that have examined artifacts that prove Jesus was gay. Moore even talked about Jesus loving musicals. “He was a real song-and-dance man,” Moore said.
Moore made a few more provocative comments during the question-and-answer portion of his talk. When asked by a student, if Moore himself was gay, Moore shouted back. “Hell no!!” He later clarified his statement, saying he would like to be gay, but no gay man would have him because he is a big, fat slob.
Another student asked about the 2004 documentary, “Michael Moore Hates America” and why Moore declined to participate in it. Moore said he doesn‘t hate America and those who disagree with his political views don’t either.
“I assume Republicans love this country. I start with that assumption,” he said.
Moore said his “Jesus Was Gay” documentary will be out in time for Christmas this year. “It’s my gift to Christians.” Moore said.
This is an example of the base that Obama is trying to get back!!!!!!!
GOD please help our Country!
“When asked by a student, if Moore himself was gay, Moore shouted back. “Hell no!!” He later clarified his statement, saying he would like to be gay, but no gay man would have him because he is a big, fat slob.”
LOL
Michael Moore knows more about religion than the Pope????
Okay............
Moore is not very humble is he??????
God must really love us dearly to permit this.
Obviously, what Moore wants is anger and hatred directed at him from the Christian community.
However, God want’s us to forgive this type of behavior.
Considering how hard it is to do so, the only way I can find it in my own heart is to really consider what eternity in hell will be like for him if he fails to repent... Then it’s not so hard.
This is from a stupid satire site. It is not real. Check out site for other articles to confirm.
“I know more about religion than anybody on the planet, including the Pope,”
The most ridiculous statement he’s ever uttered. He knows nothing. Buffoon.
None of these poses or gestures are masculine.
Moore, like all others of his communist ilk,
seeks to harm Christianity and turn as many away from it as he can.
I am totally not surprised anymore when this stuff comes out of the left.
While some of the artwork from this period may be beautiful, the theology behind them is terrible. Just because they painted Jesus as a bearded lady doesn’t make it true.
How much must Moore hate himself that he would lash out at his creator in such a foul way?
None of these poses or gestures are masculine.
Let me get this straight, you believe (based on your interpretation of some old paintings) that either:
A. Jesus Christ was a homosexual.
B. St. John the Apostle was a homosexual.
or
C. St. John was a woman.
Stating this on a pro-God conservative forum is too pathetic for words.
You are sick. Get help.
Michael Moore is his own worst enemy. In his case, that’s no small feat.
Isn’t the weekly world news the same rag that records the exploits of bat boy and told us that Hillary Clinton is a werewolf? Do we have a more reliable source for this?
I have read where a young person in study (apprentice, etc.) was often drawn with very young/ female attributes to show their lower status.
In that one painting though, I never realized that five of the disciples were midgets! (Or little people as they would be called now).
Oops. Many many people noted his before I wrote this. Sorry. I will remember to refresh and read coments before I post.
Do you know the difference between a photograph and a painting created by an artist long after the event?
Either you are dangerously naieve or you are projecting your own perverse appetites.
Indeed, but being placed on the right hand of the principal character seems to negate that lower status. Age was a usually given much deference in that time.
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