[Grunthor]

Kyla Grace Palin was born Saturday to Palin’s eldest son, 22-year-old Track Palin, and his new wife, 21-year-old Britta Hanson.

“She’s adorable,” she said Wednesday, adding that the family is doing well. “We’re all extremely excited about her arrival.”

Track Palin and Britta Hanson were high-school sweethearts. They married three months ago at Hatcher Pass, a scenic mountain pass not far from Sarah Palin’s Wasilla home.

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Congrats to the Palin clan. Two questions come to mind however, but I bet any objective conservative reading the above excerpted paragraphs can guess what those are without me having to spell them out.

[Chucky is a girlie man]

Obviously, abstinence until the honeymoon leads to a greatly shortened gestational period - instead of 9 months, it only takes 3 months of pregnancy to make a baby, lol.

[grey_whiskers]

Two questions come to mind however, but I bet any objective conservative reading the above excerpted paragraphs can guess what those are without me having to spell them out.

1) Is it really Sarah's child *this* time?

2) Where's pissant?

Cheers!

[JimWayne]

I bet any objective conservative reading the above excerpted paragraphs can guess what those are without me having to spell them out.

Correct. I had the same two questions while reading the news item.

[gogeo]

Two questions come to mind however, but I bet any objective conservative reading the above excerpted paragraphs can guess what those are without me having to spell them out.

Stone them!

[Windflier]

Two questions come to mind however, but I bet any objective conservative reading the above excerpted paragraphs can guess what those are without me having to spell them out.

Yep. Wondered about those things myself (and was about to ask out loud until I saw your post). I like your way better. No one here has the answers anyway.