Obviously, abstinence until the honeymoon leads to a greatly shortened gestational period - instead of 9 months, it only takes 3 months of pregnancy to make a baby, lol.
And whats’ with keeping the maiden name?
“”Obviously, abstinence until the honeymoon leads to a greatly shortened gestational period - instead of 9 months, it only takes 3 months of pregnancy to make a baby, lol.””
Well, that’s as good an explanation as any. The libs will have fun with it anyway. Might take their mind off that awful mistake in the WH.