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1 posted on 07/03/2011 7:51:23 PM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

I believe the record is seven.


2 posted on 07/03/2011 7:52:36 PM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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I never thought God would have bad aim, but here's the proof.

MORE RANGE TIME FOR GOD.

3 posted on 07/03/2011 7:53:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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To: Renfield

This movie is not about this man.

7 posted on 07/03/2011 8:06:32 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Renfield

Is his nickname “LUCKY”?


8 posted on 07/03/2011 8:06:32 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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“I’ve been married five times and I’ve been hit by lightning five times.

Poor guy, on both counts.


9 posted on 07/03/2011 8:07:12 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: Renfield

Maybe God plays where’s Melvin instead of where’s Waldo


11 posted on 07/03/2011 8:10:31 PM PDT by badpacifist (All species have subspecies... in some species the subspecies appears to be the dominate one.)
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13 posted on 07/03/2011 8:13:36 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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“Son, there’s something about you I just don’t like.”


14 posted on 07/03/2011 8:20:28 PM PDT by RichInOC (Jesus is coming back soon... and man, is He ticked off. (I'm trying to keep it clean.))
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To: Renfield

If it were me.....

I’d get over to church, get down on my knees and say,

“Ok, Lord, you have my attention.”
“What is it you want”?


15 posted on 07/03/2011 8:37:23 PM PDT by G Larry (I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
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>> An Upstate man has again disproved the old adage about lightning never striking the same place twice after being struck for the sixth time on Monday.

Person, place, or thing. The ol’ adage stands unless the person was standing in the same place when struck by that thing.


16 posted on 07/03/2011 8:41:02 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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Look. Actual zot! :)


17 posted on 07/03/2011 8:43:54 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("Mr. Romney and Mr. Obama are not rivals, they're running mates." - Rep. Thaddeus McCotter)
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Leave it to the professionals....


18 posted on 07/03/2011 8:48:06 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Dept. of Life, Dept. of Liberty and the Dept. of Happiness)
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Mel is known to be a might ‘twitchy’ nowadays...


19 posted on 07/03/2011 8:59:20 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito Ergo Conservitus.)
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Is he really tall and does he have a metal plate in his head? ;)


20 posted on 07/03/2011 8:59:23 PM PDT by MacMattico
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To: Renfield

Poor guy. Man, even if he is stupid, some of the stupids out there have better luck...course we ain’t talkin’ bout his chickens.


21 posted on 07/03/2011 9:13:00 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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But when I woke up, I was all bloody and burned and confused and had my little chickens lying with their feet up."

Gosh, I hate it when that happens.

22 posted on 07/03/2011 9:15:17 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (We the People, acting in principle. It's the only hope for our free republic.)
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Reminds me of the Bob and Ray routine about the four leaf clover farmer.


27 posted on 07/03/2011 10:05:24 PM PDT by Mobties (Reduce the government footprint! Let the markets work!)
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To: Renfield

Ill bet he pisses himself whenever hears thunder,


28 posted on 07/03/2011 10:10:52 PM PDT by Husker24
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There must be something attractive about this man to lightning. It can’t just be coincidence, can it?


34 posted on 07/03/2011 11:52:50 PM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: Renfield

Zotted six times!


35 posted on 07/03/2011 11:57:17 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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