One...and another hundred to caption the picture.
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Freepers don’t change light bulbs, they keep the incandescent ones.
One, and then one to post a picture of Helen Thomas forcing all Freepers to close their eyes rendering the screwed in light bulb redundant.
If it’s incandescent.....1.
And MILLIONS to applaud him/her.
Commie.
3 to point out this is a vanity
2 to note that in prior posts you used “candle” and not “light bulb” and ping the AM for summary banning.
1700 Grammar Nazis to note every single grammar and spelling mistake.
1701 to be WRONG on spelling and grammar mistakes.
27 to say “you signed up on MM/DD/YYYY to just post THIS?”
11 to use the standard memes of “stuned beeber, moose bit my sister, cheese and hugh and series.”
47 smartalecks who will post pictures (30 will post pics, 17 will post the link because they haven’t yet figured out how to post a pic inline in a post).
89 to say you are a liberal troll and go back to DU/KOS. It doesn’t matter what you say is needed to change the lightbulb. If you disagree with their methodology, you are a troll.
That is all I can think of right now.
I change it myself, but it does take me all day.
If its a regulated lightbulb we just say SCREW YOU and it does.
I takes several Kennedy’s. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink enough to get the room to spin.
1 and then he’s forced to make an OPUS...
None, it’s a trick question.
Apparently more than we’ve got. The bill to change the lightbulb back is apparently now stuck in Congress.
All of us, but we’ll change the light bulb and break the story 6 hours before the MSM.
Romney - I change all the time.
Pawlenty - Last time I explained how to change a light bulb everyone fell asleep.
Trump - I don't change bulbs, I fire them.
Palin - Change? You betcha!
Ron Paul - The Fed stole all your bulbs and put them on the space ship.
Gary Johnson - First I'd get some ... um ... what was the question? Does anyone have any Cheetos? Man I've got the munchies.
Herman Cain - Burnt out bulbs are a real problem and I'm a problem solver.
Bachmann - I've motivated thousands of people to bring about bulb change though I've never changed one myself.
Rick Perry - I'm definately not changing a bulb. Do you want me to change a bulb? I might change a bulb. I won't change a bulb. Are you sure?
Santorum - The last time I tried changing a bulb I got lit up by 18 points. This makes me the most qualified bulb changer out there.
Anthony Weiner - I change all the time. Wanna see the pictures?
Krauthammer - You don't want real change, you want the same dim bulbs you've always had.
Obama - The light went out in the teleprompter? Oh, Sh*t. VALERIE!!!.
The bish can cook in the dark for all i care I can still freep by the lite of my 27 inch monitor
Watts a lightbulb?
None. Freepers are independent and self-sufficient enough to do without the light.
Ask again in six months and it will be the FD, PD, EPA, DEP,NRC, PC (poison Control),DOT, NEA, DOD, NIH, DDC and the 1 DU who dropped the mercury bulb. ( We all know us FReepers are hording hehe) So my answer is one freeper can change its Edison lightbulb alone...