[Puppage]

Can he be charged with possession of a dead weapon?

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Bunny? Pancake?

[glorgau]

Serves him right for confusing Weasels and Martens.

[Fido969]

"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

Them's fightin' words!

[Lurker]

And I thought I was having a weird day.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Punchline of the year!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

LOLWHUT -- ?!? Ping. ;)

[PAMadMax]

Sounds like the beginning of a Monty Python skit.....

“’Ello, is that a weasel?”
“No, it’s a Marten, you bloody wanker”...SMACK!

[JennysCool]

"Why are you carrying a weasel?"

Perhaps the first time in Pacific Northwest history that particular question has been asked.

[wildbill]

A punch in the nose is what you get for a weaselly answer.

Somebody should have sent this guy to Rep. Weiner’s news conference.

[Bigh4u2]

When I first read the headline, I thought they said ‘Wiener’ and was going to say ‘not again!’.

:0)

[Zeppo]

A man and a weasel walk into a bar...

[Porterville]

This is the funniest story since the payment in spider drawings.

[Joe 6-pack]

"The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?"

It's obvious that the perp felt like he was being badgered.

[SIDENET]

Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

I'd be pissed, too. Don't mistake my dead marten for a weasel!

[Mr. Jazzy]

Did the guy look like this?



And was he mumbling something like this:

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double-barrel buckshot) Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

[gov_bean_ counter]

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled

Monty Python stuff here...

[JoeProBono]

[MarMema]

Only in Hoquiam.

[allmendream]

.... and how he got in my pajamas I don’t know.