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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Can he be charged with possession of a dead weapon?
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:42:45 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
Serves him right for confusing Weasels and Martens.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:44:25 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. Them's fightin' words!
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:44:54 PM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Free ThinkerNY
And I thought I was having a weird day.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:45:04 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Mr. Silverback
LOLWHUT -- ?!? Ping. ;)
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:45:13 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like the beginning of a Monty Python skit.....
“’Ello, is that a weasel?”
“No, it’s a Marten, you bloody wanker”...SMACK!
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:46:08 PM PDT
by
PAMadMax
(Islam is a disease....)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Perhaps the first time in Pacific Northwest history that particular question has been asked.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:46:15 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Free ThinkerNY; SunkenCiv
A punch in the nose is what you get for a weaselly answer.
Somebody should have sent this guy to Rep. Weiner’s news conference.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:47:11 PM PDT
by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
When I first read the headline, I thought they said ‘Wiener’ and was going to say ‘not again!’.
:0)
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:48:48 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Free ThinkerNY
A man and a weasel walk into a bar...
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:50:01 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
I have no idea what you're talking about...
... so here's a picture of a weasel kidnapping Jessica Rabbit.
;)
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:50:26 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: Free ThinkerNY
This is the funniest story since the payment in spider drawings.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:50:26 PM PDT
by
Porterville
(Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" It's obvious that the perp felt like he was being badgered.
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:52:43 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: Free ThinkerNY
Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. I'd be pissed, too. Don't mistake my dead marten for a weasel!
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:53:15 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did the guy look like this?
And was he mumbling something like this:
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double-barrel buckshot) Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:54:38 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(The United States Marine Corps, your greatest friend or your worst enemy. YOU choose.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled Monty Python stuff here...
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posted on
06/08/2011 12:56:00 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(JMO but I reserve the right to be wrong...)
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