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Posted on 04/30/2011 10:02:07 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Thanks, Teenie! Hope you have a great Caturday, too!
“Homework Excuses”
Excuses to give your teacher when you don’t do your homework.
- I didn’t do my history homework because I don’t believe in dwelling on the past.
- I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.
- A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.
- Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
- Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.
- I’m not at liberty to say why.
- I wanted to frame the detention letter you’re about to give me.
- It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don’t want to know the details.
- I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
- I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
- My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
- My agent won’t allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
- It’s against my religion to do any homework.
- I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
- I felt it wasn’t challenging enough.
- My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don’t worry, they have been suitably punished.
- We had homework?!
- I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is “blah, blah, blah.”
- I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
- I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.
In Loving Memory
On every soldier’s tombstone
should be a message of honor, respect and love:
“In loving memory
of one who loved his country,
who fought against evil
to preserve what is right and true and good.
In loving memory
of one who is a cut above the rest of us,
who had the surpassing courage,
the uncommon strength,
to do whatever had to be done,
persevering through hardship and pain.
In loving memory
of one who was brave enough
to give his life, his all,
so that those he cared about
would remain safe and free.
In loving memory
of a unique and treasured soldier
who will never be forgotten.”
By Joanna Fuchs
Such a patriotic caturday!! Thank you!
Thank you, Pam.
Sorry that I was so late opening the doors this morning. It took me forever to finish that graphic. I should have spent more time on it yesterday.
Wishing you a Fun, Patriotic Caturday.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Hope all is well in the Valley! (Cloudy, cold and slightly windy up here!)
Hi Teenie. Thank you.
The temp is 73 degrees with a slight breeze and a few clouds.
At least my allergies are not acting up as much as they were. Yesterday I took an allergy capsule and then a 3 hour nap. :)
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Darling opening today, dear Amy! Thank you!!
Thank you, Amy and the same to you all!!
Great graphic and frame, Meg!! Yes, Freedom Isn’t Free!! And we do thank all that serve our country!! Amen to that!!
What a stunning graphic,Jaycee! Thank you!
That’s a really cute “accousticat”! Thank you! Hope you have a great weekend,ML!!
Well, that’s ugly. LOL! Sorry...previewing code is a must! *sigh*
Good to see you posting a little bit again, Jaycee! :) That kitty is so cute!
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