Here is my example with today's WFTD:
At least some states are trying to revive the vestiges of the Second Amendment.
Restaurant & Car Carry Rules Fix (SB17) and Restoration of Rights (SB61)(OH)
Self-protection legislation clears State House(PA)
Proposals to Loosen Maine's Gun Laws Draw Opposition
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only 
days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Obama went to Oxford and Cambridge
Princeton, Harvard and Yale; there’s no vestige
No trace he went there
Or, in fact, anywhere
He’s no Lincoln, not Reagan, nor Coolidge
Hope everyone has finished the final vestiges of their tax returns, due on Friday!
(oh, and when I read quickly the exhortation for no pushing at the door, and it’s hump day...my eyes switched the words, and for a second I thought it said “no humping at the door”. Ouch.
The last vestige of American life will begin this evening when Obama announces his proposal to tax the ever living hell out of every single thing he can frikkin' think of so he may continue spending like a teen-aged girl with Daddy's credit cards.
I found her little vestiges in the snow.
I found her little vestiges in the snoooow.
Bless that happy day that Nellie lost her way,
‘Cause I found her when the snow was on the ground.
I like the Marty Robbins version best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZmVXKXZoCY
In going through my e-mail, I came across this:
Sometimes you are encouraged about our country’s future when you see something like this.
There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year’s term was:
“Political Correctness.”
The winner wrote:
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
(This guy nailed it!)
