the CEO can't TAKE anything!!! the CEO EARNS and is GIVEN compensation, the UNION takes things...
Posted on 03/08/2011 4:19:55 PM PST by mamelukesabre
This little ditty is making the rounds lately...probably going viral if not already:
"A CEO, a union rep, and a tea party activist sat in a room with 12 cookies. The CEO took 11 of them and said to the tea party activist, "Look out, the union guy is about to take your cookie."
I can’t believe this isn’t about pies.
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A CEO, a union rep, and a tea party activist sat in a room with 12 cookies purchased with the hard-earned money of the shareholders of the CEO’s company. The CEO took 11 of them and said to the tea party activist, “Look out, the union guy is about to take the last cookie.”
The union guy grins, “You got that right. We are gonna take all the cookies!”, promptly decks the CEO, grabs the cookies and yells “I hate Sarah Palin!”, as he races out the door to a sleepover under the Madison Capitol dome.
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Excellent!
“Then the union rep took 6 from the CEO.”
Then the IRS took another 4.
0bama took a thousand cookies from the taxpayers and gave them to the bankrupt CEO and the union rep. He found the people who put up the money for the cookie factory in the first place and tore up their contracts.
And then Michelle Obama eats the last one and says... “you shouldn’t be eating cookies... they bad for you”.
the CEO can't TAKE anything!!! the CEO EARNS and is GIVEN compensation, the UNION takes things...
Tea party person says,”It's OK if he takes it... Your cookies SUCK so I'll make myself a better cookie, faster, cheaper and put put both of you out of business.
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their a***s!"
"You crafty ba***d," said the fairy.
ROFL!
After the CEO and the Union dink eat all the cookies, the Tea Party member says: “By the way, those cookies were imported from China, and they’ve been recalled.”
False premise. The is no CEO. Most unionist ‘work’ for government now. The government unions are larger than private sector unions, so there is no CEO.
The CEO’s (more accurately the appropriators) are the governors and state legislatures who buy votes from the union thugs who will intimidate, threaten, bully, and vandalize to get what they want. So a more realist scenario is:
A bandit breaks into your house and steals all of your cookies except one. He has done this for years and years. He finally gets caught and confronted. He says you have all the cookies you need so he takes them for a good reason, he is giving them to the children and their fat assed union parents who are too lazy to work at something that is beneficial to our society.
;-)
Union cookies taste like dog poop!
Yep! Demanding free coffee with the cookies.
What is "payed?"
HA!
I’m stealing that one!
The CEO brought the cookies, the union rep took them all, and the Tea Party activist tried unsuccessfully to get one cookie back for the CEO to feed his family.
I saw a so-called FReeper pull that one the other day. With what I’d call a straight face.
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