To: mamelukesabre
I have a better one.
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their a***s!"
"You crafty ba***d," said the fairy.
30 posted on
03/08/2011 5:00:57 PM PST by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
To: DJ MacWoW
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their a***s!"ROFL!
31 posted on
03/08/2011 5:02:40 PM PST by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: DJ MacWoW
HA!
I’m stealing that one!
38 posted on
03/08/2011 5:21:32 PM PST by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: DJ MacWoW
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their a***s!" LOL. I got that in an email the other day, but it had:
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after the democrats get their heads out of their a***s!"
70 posted on
03/09/2011 6:25:54 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(Don't let the SRM pick our candidates again.)
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