Missing pedigreed cat turns up — neutered (Neu Zealand)

Associated Press ^ | January 26, 2011 | Unknown

[decimon]

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A valuable pedigreed cat that went missing from its New Zealand home turned up two days later a little different — it had been surgically castrated.

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"What am I supposed to do now? I can't exactly get someone to sew them back on," she told the newspaper.

[decimon]

Sew what ping.

[newheart]

What am I supposed to do now? I can't exactly get someone to sew them back on

"I feel his pain." (Bill Clinton)

[MAexile]

Just a hunch...

The cat was making a big racket, and a neighbor took matters into their own hands.

Like I said, just a hunch.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

I searched for pics of the castrated cat, but the only one on metro.co.uk seems to be a generic cat of the same breed

[decimon]

The cat was making a big racket, and a neighbor took matters into their own hands.

Their hands? I was hoping they used a scalpel and some anesthetic. ;-)

[DBrow]

Well if the un-neutered cat was spraying regularly on someone else’s porch, I can see someone going to the trouble.

This happens sometimes when there is another cat nearby, the tom will come to the other cat’s house and do a “demonstration” of virility that involves spraying stuff all over. The owner of the house (the human one) frequently does not appreciate the finer aspects of pheromones and feline communications.

[null and void]

You both have alibis, I trust?

[Responsibility2nd]

Try these....

 

 

 

[ExtremeUnction]

No more cattin’ around.

[gov_bean_ counter]

What am I supposed to do now?

Buy some broccoli and a wok???

[La Lydia]

It shouldn’t have been running around loose.

[Cyman]

Same thing happened to a cousin of mine. Him, not his cat.

[patriot08]

I’ve seen toms do this.
They can let out an amazingly huge stream up in the air behind them.
(You’d think this act meant squatting and letting out a stream like they do when they urinate)

[Delta 21]

[June2]

What am I supposed to do now?

Buy some broccoli and a wok???

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I don’t care who you are....That’s funny right there.

[Slings and Arrows]

[goodnesswins]

we have an almost 5 month old male kitten....I couldn’t believe the “stream” he let loose in his cat box last night as I put him in his room for the night....he’s getting, ahem, cut in about 3 weeks...and NO, he does not, and will never, go outside (if we can help it.)

[newheart]

Buy some broccoli and a wok???

Remind me not to accept a dinner invitation to your house. ;-)

[Grizzled Bear]

The cat was making a big racket, and a neighbor took matters into their own hands.

So the cat manufactured sporting goods. Why should that bother the neighbor? That's no reason to rip the poor cat's nuts off!