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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU
Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun
I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.
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To: US_MilitaryRules
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posted on
01/25/2011 5:16:23 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
( Happy Freeping New Year)
To: tacticalogic
Bikini wax a wolverine.According to my friends in Columbus, they're pretty tame. :)
102
posted on
01/25/2011 5:19:09 PM PST
by
meyer
(We will not sit down and shut up.)
To: goodwithagun
... buy a car from Slick Romney
To: goodwithagun
104
posted on
01/25/2011 5:28:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: goodwithagun
105
posted on
01/25/2011 5:30:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: goodwithagun
Watch the last three episodes of "World War II in Color."
If he's still babbling... watch the last four episodes of "World War II in Color."
If he's still babbling... oh, you get the idea.
To: goodwithagun
Drive home through a traffic jam after eating 3 bran muffins and a large cup of coffee.
107
posted on
01/25/2011 5:42:44 PM PST
by
Myrddin
To: EQAndyBuzz
Pound my nuts with a ballpeen hammer one at a time.
To: goseminoles
Compare boogers from right and left nostril... I find a subtle difference in color and texture. May put them on a slide for further analysis.
109
posted on
01/25/2011 6:36:42 PM PST
by
txhurl
To: goodwithagun
110
posted on
01/25/2011 6:50:48 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: goodwithagun
111
posted on
01/25/2011 7:10:35 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: BunnySlippers
Reapplying chia seeds to my Obama Chia-head.
112
posted on
01/25/2011 7:21:34 PM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: Eepsy
Bath with bath salts?? What are the ziplock bags for?
113
posted on
01/25/2011 7:23:04 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: goodwithagun
Its 10:40 pm where I am at, just woke up. Did I miss anything?
To: little jeremiah
Because, contrary to popular belief, you can read an electronic book in the bath. Catching up with the live thread, it looks like working my way through some early Anne McCaffrey while under the influence of a little Calgon was definitely the more enjoyable experience....
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posted on
01/25/2011 7:57:52 PM PST
by
Eepsy
To: Eepsy
Aha, I get it! The photos looked like a puzzle and I couldn’t recognize one of the pieces.
116
posted on
01/25/2011 8:25:08 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: LachlanMinnesota
I’d rather pull out my own fingernails with a pair o pliers.
117
posted on
01/25/2011 8:48:29 PM PST
by
oldasrocks
(They should lock all of you up and only let out us properly medicated people.)
To: goodwithagun
To: goodwithagun
To: goodwithagun
Get my dick caught in the zipper.....
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