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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU

Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun

I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.


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1 posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:03 PM PST by goodwithagun
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...one thing I will do is watch Rush on the Haney Project later...


2 posted on 01/25/2011 4:23:16 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: goodwithagun

Pull live maggots out of live baby kittens


3 posted on 01/25/2011 4:23:23 PM PST by wyokostur
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To: goodwithagun

A vasectomy with a dull knife.


4 posted on 01/25/2011 4:23:35 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: goodwithagun

Pass a kidney stone


5 posted on 01/25/2011 4:23:41 PM PST by John 3_19-21 (If guns kill people ... then I can blame misspelled words on my keybord)
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To: goodwithagun

Set my hair on fire and put it out with a track shoe.


6 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:02 PM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: goodwithagun
Obama is watching...


7 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:05 PM PST by Bon mots ("Anything you say, can and will be construed as racist...")
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To: goodwithagun

Call of Duty: World at War

which is what I will be doing


8 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:14 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: goodwithagun

I’d rather stick needles in my wyes.


9 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:15 PM PST by diamond6 (Buy American!!!! Stop supporting China's economy, support the USA!)
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To: goodwithagun

Dig a hole in the frozen ground to access my septic tank and take a bath in it.


10 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:20 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: goodwithagun

Once again, I will be expressing my dog’s anal glands tonight.


11 posted on 01/25/2011 4:24:58 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: goodwithagun

Geez...I thought I was the only one in the country not watching Oblahblah tonight. I will be doing my income tax (starting, anyway)...


12 posted on 01/25/2011 4:25:01 PM PST by Pharmboy (What always made the state a hell has been that man tried to make it heaven-Hoelderlin)
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To: goodwithagun

Pour bleach into my eyes....


13 posted on 01/25/2011 4:25:06 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: John 3_19-21

LOL!!!!


14 posted on 01/25/2011 4:25:55 PM PST by diamond6 (Buy American!!!! Stop supporting China's economy, support the USA!)
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To: goodwithagun
I'm doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, etc... that I have put off for three days.

Things like this SOTU are the reason I haven't had a TV in over a decade.

/johnny

15 posted on 01/25/2011 4:26:21 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: goodwithagun

Poo SCUBA.


16 posted on 01/25/2011 4:26:23 PM PST by dinodino
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To: goodwithagun

might as well get that pesky colonoscopy


17 posted on 01/25/2011 4:26:36 PM PST by pgobrien (Obama couldn't lead people out of a burning building.....)
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To: wyokostur
Pull live maggots out of live baby kittens

Collect those live maggots and save them for ice fishing tomorrow........which I probably won't do since it's too cold.

18 posted on 01/25/2011 4:26:36 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only thing Super Glue is good for is gluing your fingers together.....)
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To: goodwithagun

Get laid!


19 posted on 01/25/2011 4:26:44 PM PST by Renegade
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Rotglmao!!


20 posted on 01/25/2011 4:27:09 PM PST by diamond6 (Buy American!!!! Stop supporting China's economy, support the USA!)
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