American Idol 2011--Live Thread

americanidol.com ^ | January 18, 2011

[MagUSNRET]

No unwed mothers yet....but the night is young.and Jersey is next up........and we all know we have to have at least one...but this year...Im gonna go out on a imb and suggest it will be a gal with gender reassignment surgery that med a transvestite, and they have an illigitimate chile together through artificial insemination......paid for by Obama healthcare.

[kjam22]

agreed.... I think this set of judges is going to be good

[slugbug]

Well it aint over yet! Plenty of time for an unwed mother story or two!

[Miss Didi]

Kara spills all to the NY Post today saying it was her decision to leave because she has like so many other jobs. Yeah, right.

[Fawn]

The last couple of seasons he acted like he'd rather be somewhere else.

I agree...he was bored and it showed...

[ChicagoConservative27]

My ass other job offers.

[MagUSNRET]

I think Stevie Tyler is going to be a HOOT as a judge....Jennifer is trying too hard to be Paula Lite

[slugbug]

Well it aint over yet! Plenty of time for an unwed mother story or two!

[Palladin]

Not at all. I will soon join you.

I’m just trying to be kinder and gentler, too.

I guarantee it won’t last past tonight.

[tiredoflaundry]

I'm prepared!

[silent_jonny]

Now Jonny....I’ll have to report you to the hate commission!

What did I say?

Oh--I'll rephrase: The stars on her upper body offered a nice contrast to her facial contours.

How's that :-D

[Miss Didi]

No, she already is a song writer and runs an art gallery and was asked to host a show on Bravo and don’t forget the Folgers jingle contest. Let’s see...star on show with a zillion audience members or run an art gallery.

[ChicagoConservative27]

I wonder where Paula is tonight? Couple of valium and a bottle of grey goose?

[Palladin]

So far most of them look too young to be preggers.

They look like they got their braces removed just in time for auditions.

[Netizen]

I think Tyler is a good replacement for Simon, though I think he’s a tad more than just ‘eccentric’. ;)

JLo is obviously the Paula replacement.

Tyler thinks fast and sometimes without even thinking, he’s so fast, which can be pretty funny.

[RummyChick]

while we are waiting for the next sob story..

look at this chinese woman’s face...

http://mrs-o.org/storage/108147570.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1295455666636

now,...back to the weirdos..seems like they always find an asian.

[VampireStateNY]

Oh boy...crazy asian Adam Lambert alert!

[kjam22]

I’m enjoying this. Not missing simon any. Always hated Kara. I think these guys have good chemestry... and Steven is way different than I expected.

[Shelayne]

Oh boy. Here comes Yugi-oh.

[Fawn]

I think this guy is going to be coocoo for cocopuffs.