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American Idol 2011--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 18, 2011

Posted on 01/18/2011 5:53:18 AM PST by silent_jonny



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To: retrokitten

OK, that babe at the teaser before the last commercial makes me make Mags Rule 2.......NO ULULATING without a Burqa!!!!!!!!!


1,181 posted on 01/26/2011 6:16:30 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: stylecouncilor

1,182 posted on 01/26/2011 6:16:30 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: MagUSNRET
Ya gotta love parents who name their kids by spinning a globe and planting a finger............just one spin short, and the kit coulda been named Guatemala

Or pick from the airport departure screen!
1,183 posted on 01/26/2011 6:16:37 PM PST by LA Woman3
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland; All
Wow--a guy named Tiwan (prononced just like Tiawan)

Steven:I see a sparkle in your eyes and I like your voice.

Randy: Very controlled, nice tone.

J-Lo: You did a really good job.

Tiwan goes to Hollywood.

Celebrating outside, Tiwan's mom has some sort of episode. She grabs her thigh and slumps down.

Seacrest: Are you cramping? Drink some water.

Mom is okay. She just had a vision of the new house and car Tiwan will be buying her :)

1,184 posted on 01/26/2011 6:17:06 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: MagUSNRET

“Anyone know shiatsu?”

Never heard of her. Is she next?


1,185 posted on 01/26/2011 6:17:25 PM PST by Shelayne (He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming quickly" Amen. Come, Lord Jesus! *Rev 22:20)
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To: VampireStateNY
I guess tone-deafness is hereditary!

LOL

1,186 posted on 01/26/2011 6:18:09 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: stylecouncilor

and Rooney liked girls period...He married like 180 of em


1,187 posted on 01/26/2011 6:18:12 PM PST by advertising guy (the PITTSBURGH OBAMAS........crap that's funny)
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To: Shelayne

I think that is Tiwan’s sister.


1,188 posted on 01/26/2011 6:18:36 PM PST by retrokitten
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To: silent_jonny

Maybe it was his sister.There was another older lady there.


1,189 posted on 01/26/2011 6:18:45 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: silent_jonny
She just had a vision of the new house and car Tiwan will be buying her :)

LOL!
1,190 posted on 01/26/2011 6:18:48 PM PST by LA Woman3
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To: MagUSNRET
which goes to show...if you never give up, you can do miraculous things

Amen.

1,191 posted on 01/26/2011 6:19:04 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: retrokitten
Charlie horse! Grab some potassium and walk it off.

Doesn't always work. I get cramps or spasms in my legs a lot. I take potassium supplements, calcium supplements. I've tried the bananas, potatoes have more potassium, pickle juice, in case its a lactic acid thing and quinine tablets, as well as powerade in case of electrolyte imbalance. Doctor is useless. Take potassium, I doooooo.

1,192 posted on 01/26/2011 6:19:14 PM PST by Netizen
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To: Mark was here

Hi, Mark :)


1,193 posted on 01/26/2011 6:19:32 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: RummyChick

LOL. Worst casting ever!


1,194 posted on 01/26/2011 6:19:49 PM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: silent_jonny

Evening!


1,195 posted on 01/26/2011 6:20:06 PM PST by ChicagoConservative27
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To: stylecouncilor

Funeral singer?


1,196 posted on 01/26/2011 6:20:53 PM PST by ChicagoConservative27
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To: ChicagoConservative27

LMAO what a great critique form Randy that would be........”Yo Dawg.......ya ever consider being a funeral singer?”


1,197 posted on 01/26/2011 6:21:25 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: retrokitten
I think that is Tiwan’s sister.

*snicker*

1,198 posted on 01/26/2011 6:21:43 PM PST by Shelayne (He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming quickly" Amen. Come, Lord Jesus! *Rev 22:20)
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To: silent_jonny

There’s a Monty Python skit about accountancy, iirc.


1,199 posted on 01/26/2011 6:21:48 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I know right. I don’t think I’ve ever had someone sing at a funeral.


1,200 posted on 01/26/2011 6:21:53 PM PST by retrokitten
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