the rules
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the rules
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... but Mallard Monroe is dinner.
and would often have powerful men churn butter for her
I assume her cooking skills were what attracted so many men to her.
No man ever complained about the way she ate crackers in bed.
At her funeral, celebrities and big shots flew into Los Angeles from all over the world, to attend Marilyn funeral...
Joe DiMaggio who was in charge of her funeral service, told them all to forget it, they weren't invited...All the celebrities and fat cats were all pissed off.
Joe said "They killed her", and sure in hell aren't attending her funeral service.
At the service in LA, thousands tried to look over the walls to get a glimpse...There were on a couple of people, unknowns if you will, were seen walking behind the Hurst to Marilyn's final resting place.
I find the concept of Marilyn being an actual great cook dubious. From the story, she just wrote down the recipe. There’s nothing to believe she actually made it, even once.
I remember a story Robert Mitchum told about Marilyn making him a drink.
She took a glass, and put some vodka in it, then some tequila in it, then some whiskey in it, then some Mogan David wine in it.
I asked her
“Marilyn, what are you doing?”
She replied
“Isn’t that a cocktail?”
I said to myself, if she cooks like she tends bar, I can’t handle it.
Sorry, but when I think of “stuffing” and Marilyn Monroe, I get a different vibe than anything from the kitchen.
This article must have been written as a pun.