Posted on 10/12/2010 10:08:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Early Sunday afternoon officers responded to an apartment in the 8100 block of Southeast Mill Street. They were there for a welfare check on a woman who reportedly was "outside the apartment completely naked and shouting nonsense," according to a Portland Police statement issued Tuesday.
A police spokesperson says Officer Michael Filbert, an 11-year veteran, and Officer Brent Maxey, an 8-year veteran, arrived and spoke with a neighbor. The neighbor reportedly told them the female was "acting very strange" and had pushed out the window screen from her second-floor apartment.
The woman was later identified as 61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich.
"Officer Maxey retrieved the screen and he and Officer Filbert went to Lasich's apartment and could hear that a vacuum was running inside the apartment," reads the Portland Police statement.
"Officer Filbert knocked on the door and told Lasich that it was the police outside and that they were there to make sure she was OK.
"After a short conversation through the door, Officer Filbert told Lasich that they brought her window screen up and leaned it against the door. Lasich thanked the officers.
"Then the officers heard a loud crashing noise inside the apartment. The door quickly opened and Lasich was holding a large meat cleaver as she yelled, 'Die *expletive*,' as she slashed the cleaver towards Officer Filbert.
"Officer Filbert quickly moved back as the cleaver hit him between his radio holder and his left hip, narrowly missing his body.
"Officer Filbert continued to back away as he drew his gun while Officer Maxey pointed his [electronic shock device] at Lasich as both officers gave her commands to drop the knife. Lasich continued to swing the cleaver in wild slashes but got caught up in the window screen that had been set against her door.
"Lasich was topless and screaming that she was going to kill the officers."
"Lasich backed away from the door [and] then laid down on the ground, complying with the officers commands. As the officers took Lasich in to custody, she told them, 'Thank God you are here! They've been coming to kill me all day!'
"Lasich was not charged with a crime but was transported by ambulance to an area hospital where she was placed on a hold."
Ok who’s date was let off leash....
“Your name never came up...”
Good one. Thanks for the laugh!
Well, what did you expect her to do when they were coming to kill her all day? Poor thing.
Who hasn’t armed herself with a large butcher knife when they’re coming to kill her all day? Sheesh.
Pushing the screen out sounds so unlike you!
Give me a break. I’d had a few [cough] scotches and had to let the monsters out. Or maybe it was the crystal meth...
They’re coming to take her away, HA HA !
Whatever floats your boat.
"A photo provided by Portland Police of the butcher knife they say was held by 61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich."
Did you wake up grumpy this morning?
Naw, I let her sleep.
Not Guilty!
; )
Oregon?
The hideous plan to unhinge that state is coming along nicely.
Yep! It’s time to call in the National Gnome Guard!
The loonies are rampant here. Darks’ fault. :P
:-)
Nahhhh.....pokey sticks are my weapon of choice.
You can’t do twirls or fancy maneuvers with a cleaver.
It wouldn’t be pretty. :P
The dreaded double pom pom baton, twice the twirling terror!
You got that right!
And I can make your head spin and your eyes roll, too! :P
My head spins normally.
And I even roll it down the hallway.
Bump!
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