Posted on 09/17/2010 8:45:14 AM PDT by Mamzelle
I just read that Cowardly Central is holding a rally at the Mall just before the elections. I'm impressed that Colbert and Stewart have emerged from under their desks after that dreadful Islamic scare in Times Square. But we need some "agents provocateurs" in the crowd to record the proceedings and perhaps have some fun.
Suggestions here:
Ignore ‘em - if 100 protestors show up, it’ll double their attendance numbers.
We could hire some people to represent Planned Parenthood to distribute free condom coupons, and abortion discount coupons.
Definitely, there should be someone to record the mess that they kind of fans Stewart has will leave behind, even if the crowd is small...they probably won’t even bother to use the porta-potties...
Are they going to burn our Constitution?
They’ll probably tear the Constitution in little pieces to roll their pot doobies...
Hire an entire Star Trek convention to show up in homemade costumes.
colbert is a clever little stewart minyme prick.
colbert reminds me of the nose in sleeper.
Determine what percentage of the crowd is sober/drunk. This is staged on Halloween weekend. It’s gonna be a kegger in the park.
It’s the day before Halloween, and they have Colbert running a “countermarch”. I think they’re going to have a little trouble being taken seriously, if that’s even their goal.
My suggestion is to ignore them.
I think a whole bunch of tea partiers need to show up, dressed like slobs holding up huge anti-conservative signs that are horribly misspelled. They would need to get evenly dispersed throughout the crowd so as not to be missed from the cameras. Oh, and get interviewed too, speaking like idiots.
How about: Smarmy Sarcstic Left-wingers Convention
Ignore it. It’s theatre...
At any rate, the vast majority of their “audience” will be unable to get parental permission to attend.
What suburban yuppie helicopter mommy will allow her poor, dear, ADHD-riddled Timmy to pack up his skateboard and head to DC on Halloween weekend?
As far as disruption, that's not what I'm suggesting.
What I expect is that they'll have a cleanup crew on the ready with latex gloves on, picking up what a Colbert fan would leave behind. Those would be good pictures, too.
“Moderate” of course, means “liberal”.
Trying to help their lefty friends in government.
LOL. Or perhaps, "GLENN BEK IS AN IDOIT!"
I would say completely ignore it then watch for the number of arrests that were made because of drinking, drugs, or unruly conduct. Pictures the next morning of the mess left behind would be good.
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