All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.
Post of the day!! LOL
Just think: if the tubby guy’s stones weighed 210 pounds, he’d be half nuts...
“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”
I’ve got one stone and I’m trying to pass it.
Reminds me of a joke:
A Scotsman went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!" The Scot, wanting to fit in with the crowd, jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!"
The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!"
The Scotsman jumped up yelling "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
The third batter came to the plate and was walked after four pitches. The umpire yelled "Take your base!" and the batter began to jog to first.
The Scotsman jumped up and yelled "Run laddie! Run laddie!" Another fan looked at him and said, "He doesn't need to run, he got four balls!"
The Scotsman's jaw dropped, as he turned and exclaimed, "Walk with pride, laddie! Walk with pride!"
“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”
FR is slipping ... it took this long to get to the two stones joke?
“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”
I once knew a guy who sang in a barbershop quartet that was a tenor.