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To: MissTed

All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.


5 posted on 09/07/2010 10:06:29 AM PDT by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever)
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To: Doulos1

Post of the day!! LOL


10 posted on 09/07/2010 10:07:24 AM PDT by MissTed (My dogs have more integrity then my President)
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To: Doulos1

Just think: if the tubby guy’s stones weighed 210 pounds, he’d be half nuts...


14 posted on 09/07/2010 10:08:46 AM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Doulos1

“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”

I’ve got one stone and I’m trying to pass it.


18 posted on 09/07/2010 10:11:19 AM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: Doulos1
"All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted."

Reminds me of a joke:

A Scotsman went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!" The Scot, wanting to fit in with the crowd, jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!"

The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!"

The Scotsman jumped up yelling "Run laddie! Run laddie!"

The third batter came to the plate and was walked after four pitches. The umpire yelled "Take your base!" and the batter began to jog to first.

The Scotsman jumped up and yelled "Run laddie! Run laddie!" Another fan looked at him and said, "He doesn't need to run, he got four balls!"

The Scotsman's jaw dropped, as he turned and exclaimed, "Walk with pride, laddie! Walk with pride!"

28 posted on 09/07/2010 10:19:05 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Doulos1

“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”

FR is slipping ... it took this long to get to the two stones joke?


29 posted on 09/07/2010 10:19:24 AM PDT by jessduntno (Flush the Grand Old Potty. Change it top to bottom. Conservatives only.)
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To: Doulos1

“All I have are two stones, boy do I feel slighted.”

I once knew a guy who sang in a barbershop quartet that was a tenor.


32 posted on 09/07/2010 10:32:06 AM PDT by RFEngineer
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