The inventor of the dreaded SPORK should be coated with bacon and cheese whiz and strapped into a pen of pitbulls while watching an endless loop of ShamWow Vince commercials!
Posted on 07/02/2010 7:01:42 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
Pulling out of the drive up at the coffee shop the girl utters, "Have a good one".
men who use those plastic sticks on the grocery check out lanes to separate their cans of beets from the next person's bag of apples. A man ought to be able to defend his turf.
when I say "thank you" and the response is "no problem"
This is a true story. I was about 22.
A teacher asked me out to play tennis, then change, then go to dinner and a movie. I said cool.
We played tennis. We changed. He took me to Taco Bell, then brought me back to his condo for a movie.
I didn’t stay for the movie.
He was from Glendale and the year after he passed away and I ran for the Assembly against Alatote his family sent me a sizable donation.
He and Pilar were super people.
Good for you girl!
It never fails to amaze me how many men actually think that we consider sex to be so trivial. It isn’t the consequences are a potential that WE have no choice but to bear for the rest of our lives. Pregnancy changes everything, including your body, and it never comes back.
Then there is the whole STD thing.. exactly.
Then there is the self esteem thing, I mean DAMN a hooker gets paid more than a number 6 at taco bell or a big Mac supersize. Want sex that bad bubba(?), hoof it to the corner. Not puttin out for your sorry a**.
I’ll remember that when they come round me up for not supporting Obama!
Turning right on Red is legal in most states, however I can see where the driving around everyone would piss you off, especially if you don’t have the guts to do so.
“I love getting out in the merging lane early and rolling the speed of traffic in the other lane, thereby holding people up who want to fly all the way up to the front....”
People who do that grind my gears.
BTW: they’ll give you a ticket for pulling that crap here.
Drink through it.
If you have the right of way, MOVE YOUR DAMN CAR and CLEAR THE DAMN INTERSECTION.
The inventor of the dreaded SPORK should be coated with bacon and cheese whiz and strapped into a pen of pitbulls while watching an endless loop of ShamWow Vince commercials!
You learn something new every day on FR.
My husband hates that one, too! One time we decided to number our “gear grinders” to save on word usage. Always at a four way stop that number gets yelled a bunch!
That just makes me laugh.
People who use "prolly" for probably, on the other hand . . . .
So...you prefer drippers and danglers?...
bzactly...
≤}B^)
Go in the bathroom or outside to pick your nose like I do.
I love sporx. They are great for eating soup. Several should be included in all tableware sets.
I would NEVER let you pick my nose—inside or out!
WHY do those spokespeople selling stupid crap on tv have to tell you what their names are? Why is it that an increasing number of TV pitchmen have English accents?
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