What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[NicknamedBob]

"My bad deed for the day, I guess."

A good deed not done is not a bad deed. There are no merit badges involved, and one is not obligated to help others.

I saw a piece of metal in the roadway a day or so ago. Yes, it constituted a road hazard. And yes, I perceived the inconvenience it might be to others.

But I also recognized the very real personal hazard that it might represent to my precious body, and I forbore to risk that, even at the cost of not being nice.

I have stopped to pick up debris and such from time to time, if I could do so safely.

In this instance, no. Drivers, be alert. I can't, or occasionally won't, patrol the path in front of you.

You're on your own.

[null and void]

Life sucks. But it’s still better than the alternative.

Given your screen name I'll take that as the definitive statement on that subject.

(Silly me, I always thought it depended on which way you were going)...

[null and void]

Singapore has an air force? The whole country is what, 30 miles long. How do the jets manage to stay in Singaporean airspace???

[null and void]

I probably really don’t want an answer to this, but... what did they do to the chili?

[null and void]

Much willful ignorance in the world can be explained by the concept "ignorance is bliss".

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

[null and void]

Why in Spanish? (holds up Bible) If English was good enough for Jesus, surely we can pray in English...

[null and void]

Most of the probably took the basic educational requirements at a public school, in order to graduate. This means they learned next to nothing.

And that most of what they did manage to learn is simply flat out wrong.

[null and void]

the A/C in the truck needs to be charged

Goodness! What crime did it commit?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Yes. Propaganda

[ThomasThomas]

I think she means the A/C needs to be plugged in to a charger. Cars use DC current so I hope she doesn’t damage her car with the wrong current.

[Quix]

I assume they have some good dim sum there?

If so, please enjoy some for me! LOL.

[Mrs. Don-o]

So doesn't He speak Latin? (except when He was casting the demons into the Gadarene swine for their spectacular descent, at which time He adopted Pig-Latin). But when I was a high school senior I figured out that His native tongue is Trigonometry.

No, really.

So you talk to him in your language, and I'll talk to Him in His. :o)

Prayers for Jhon Dario, FRiend. (Yes, that's how he spells it.)

[NicknamedBob]

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"

I am happy to report, I do not know.

:)

[Monkey Face]

...What crime did it commit?

Operating without freon. Or whatever they used these days.

[Monkey Face]

Would that be anything like my friend’s ex-wife who added anti-freeze to her vehicle because her A/C wasn’t working? (Series!)

[Dead Corpse]

"Things are always darkest, just before they go pitch black."

Still some light at the end of this tunnel that doesn't have a train whistle attached to it.

[null and void]

I’ve never seen a proctoscope with a train whistle....

[NicknamedBob]

"I’ve never seen a proctoscope with a train whistle.... "

Be sure to sterilize the equipment before attempting to siffle.

[Darksheare]

No, I don’t want it to go.
But the spare mind seems to be plotting.

[Darksheare]

Is a mind supposed to smell like old velvet and sea salt?
And is it supposed to feel like cool shade with some crunchy bits?