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What my plan was when I created the ZOT
(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

Posted on 06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT by DagonofAlbion

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!


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To: Monkey Face

So do I!

Speaking of brains, Tom Selleck is on the cover of “American Cowboy.” If I don’t post again, it’s because I’m sitting in a corner staring at the picture ... dribbling.


701 posted on 07/09/2010 3:13:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yeah.


702 posted on 07/09/2010 3:14:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)
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To: Tax-chick

T-T-Tom S-S-Selleck???
*oi*
*thud*

I’d be dead if Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot were together....there is no word for the OD repercussions with THAT idea....


703 posted on 07/09/2010 3:22:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Now, are you a cartoon character?

Yes, but I can't tell if I'm Chip or Dale.

704 posted on 07/09/2010 3:56:42 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Tax-chick

*help*


705 posted on 07/09/2010 4:16:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: fanfan

Trust me, Sis...the plumbing is ALL wrong!


706 posted on 07/09/2010 4:17:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick; sionnsar
I use explosives, but Tax Chick’s answer is probably the best

What would happen if you poured a bucket of crazy glue over their holes?

707 posted on 07/09/2010 4:32:20 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Darksheare

You.


708 posted on 07/09/2010 4:32:58 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

This is funny....I do use that. I plant the ‘splodies first, then the crazy glue helps direct the concussion into the hive.


709 posted on 07/09/2010 4:37:07 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe I’m like Posh.

I’m a gay chipmunk stuck in a woman’s body.


710 posted on 07/09/2010 4:38:22 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Really?

Good idea, except I forgot the explosives.


711 posted on 07/09/2010 4:39:57 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Never forget the explosives. They’re like potato salad at a picnic.


712 posted on 07/09/2010 4:43:54 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: fanfan; Cyber Liberty

See post #712...not much more I can add...

Going to bed, here. Temp @ 107, humidity @ 32%...”dying, here!”

:o])


713 posted on 07/09/2010 4:48:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Cyber Liberty

DITTO!!!


714 posted on 07/09/2010 4:49:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Monkey Face

I had to remake my MO a bit when I had a swarm of bees make a home of my Master Bathroom. I did not want to blow a section of my house off. The beekeepers offered to do it for me, in order to save the hive.

I said, Eff em! Spray em. The hum was loud in this one.


715 posted on 07/09/2010 5:01:26 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Monkey Face

Blech!

We finally had some rain go through, and we’re down to 73f.


716 posted on 07/09/2010 5:04:50 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Hubby made the best potato salad, twice this week!

I told him today, he had to stop, because it was making me fat.

He said he would take next week off. ;-)


717 posted on 07/09/2010 5:07:39 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Mr. Fanfan is a keeper.


718 posted on 07/09/2010 5:09:20 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Cyber Liberty

He sure is!

:-D


719 posted on 07/09/2010 5:12:14 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar; SandyInSeattle

It’s 92f in Seattle?


720 posted on 07/09/2010 5:17:21 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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