What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[sionnsar]

So how’s Anoreth doing with her battlespanner training anyway?

[Tax-chick]

Her latest complaint about the weather mentioned that they were doing gunnery practice, and that they expect to dock in Seattle in a couple of days.

[sionnsar]

Her latest complaint about the weather mentioned that they were doing gunnery practice, and that they expect to dock in Seattle in a couple of days.

Getting warmed up for their return to Liberalsville, I see. Will it take one round or two before Seattle capitulates? (Oh darn -- they reopened the northern floating bridges, which means we're in the escape route!)

[Tax-chick]

Stock up on batteries and bottled water!

[sionnsar]

Oh, we're stocked up on batteries, but I just noticed they're a bit overdue for servicing.

[Darksheare]

Weather events tend to hamper battlespanner training.
And that leads to alternate uses for battlespanners.
Coworkers getting a case of Spanner Toe, Battlefoot, and Bejeweled foreheaditus.

[sionnsar]

Spanner Toe. Been there. That hurts.

Especially in California-style sandals.

[Tax-chick]

Are those the graves of your gun crews there on the slope? Have you considered offering better rations?

[Tax-chick]

Fortunately, my spanner- and related-implement injuries have been confined to the lower extremities.

[sionnsar]

Are those the graves of your gun crews there on the slope? Have you considered offering better rations?

I tried, recently, but they were ignored.

[Tax-chick]

You probably made some ‘coons and ‘possums happy, at least.

[Tax-chick]

I’m off to the living room with some cheap wine and the new Elizabeth Peters novel ... see you guys tomorrow!

[sionnsar]

And bears. We have bears.

[sionnsar]

I’m off to the living room

Later, den!

Dinner has arrived.

[LayoutGuru2]

[NicknamedBob]

And then God said,

"Don't make Me stop this planet!"

[Tax-chick]

And God said, “Let there be light!” and Chuck Norris said, “Say ‘Please’!”

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

And God said, "I have a Butterfly Weapon.", and Chuck Norris said, "Shiny!"

[Tax-chick]

LOL - good one!

I’m off to Weight Watchers. Email this morning confirms that Bejewelled Battlespanner Wench is back in Seattle, hoping 6 months of magazines and her new computer will be delivered Any Time Now.