What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[Tax-chick]

My mother washed diapers, too, until I was a toddler, late 1960s. I babysat some kids in cloth diapers. *shudder*

[trisham]

Wow. She’s creative!

[Tax-chick]

Terrifying, really. She has a remarkable power over the male gender, even those who are brighter than James.

[Monkey Face]

*kof-kof*

James and James have always delegated bad jobs. Often to each other, but still....

[Monkey Face]

See...? You and my son are only a few years apart, so I not only know diapers, but I know how to fold them for the best result: Boys - padding (absorbancy) is in the front; Girls - padding (absorbancy) is in the rear.

By the time disposable diapers came out, my son was a toddler. And I didn’t get my daughter until she was nine, so I missed out on the cost of disposable diapers versus washing them at home.

Did I miss anything?

[trisham]

Good for her. :)

[Monkey Face]

Actually, her children are creative. She just knows how to utilize their cleverness to her best advantage!

[Monkey Face]

Now THAT is scary!!!

[trisham]

At the moment I confess that I am having trouble getting past the part about the baby eating spiders. :/

[Tax-chick]

He didn’t eat any spiders: they have 8 legs, so they’re not Crunchy Insects. The sources are inconsistent on how many he actually chewed, which is a different number from what he might have eaten ...

[sionnsar]

I can’t even seem to think beyond getting the truck fixed. *sigh*

Still praying. I went through almost two entire months without my car last winter. The only relief was that I was traveling much of the time.

Oh geez. I thought I was doing better today but I just had a big coughing spell.

[Monkey Face]

A baby’s world is see, touch, taste. It doesn’t take long for them to realize that something that crawls along the floor is not something beneficial.

Mud is something else, again!

[trisham]

Well, that’s a relief, but still.

[Monkey Face]

It’s OK, sion. The truck will rise again, and me with it!

I’m so sorry you’re feeling poorly. I hope whatever it is that you have has resolved itself by the time you need to fly again.

*hug*

In the meantime, be good to yourself.

[Tax-chick]

The byos don’t ingest much mud on purpose, just as a side effect of (for example) acting out the Battle of Guadalcanal. Pat can tell you how many days it lasted and what was the average rainfall during the relevant period.

[Monkey Face]

(Iknowhuh?)

[Monkey Face]

Pat and I need to get together for a Long Talk. It may be beneficial for both of us. (Me, mostly!)

[sionnsar]

I’ll try. Just laying low today. But it’s very quiet — LoM is back at the prison today; a three-hour monthly followup session to the Kairos prison ministry weekend a while back.

[Tax-chick]

James is 6 now, and nothing he’s eaten has done him any harm! He’s a big, strong, very affectionate boy. When life has you down, James is the cure!

[trisham]

And he’ll never go hungry. LOL!