What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[Monkey Face]

Still frustrated. But getting better.

[sionnsar]

Any word on the ignitor?

[Monkey Face]

Since the replacement ignitor didn’t change the way the engine acted, I’m thinking now it’s the coil. Which is almost as elusive as the ignitor, but not nearly as expensive.

[Tax-chick]

Have you consider installing a snake? It couldn’t hurt!

Neither Best Buy nor Radio Shack had the cable I need, but I see I can order one online at a fairly modest price. It’s still annoying, though. The darn thing is here *somewhere*!

[Monkey Face]

Nothing at Walmart?

If you’re weren’t in a hurry for it, I could send you my spare. It can go out this afternoon, too!

[Darksheare]

The master demanded an update on “The New Guy”.
At least, that’s what “Meow” sounded like it said at that moment.

[Tax-chick]

Yours is probably not the same size, since none of the zillion we have here is.

[Monkey Face]

Camera gizinta, USB gizinta. Meh.

[Monkey Face]

See? I could tell there was something catty about it all. Aliens can’t really hide their origins when coming from the Darksphere.

[NicknamedBob]

"Camera gizinta, USB gizinta. Meh."

You can always tell when someone has had professional training in the service department.

[Darksheare]

Cats are aliens, they came here from “Some Other Place” and stayed for the atmosphere.

[Darksheare]

“Customer service, how may we annihilate you?”

Wait, did you just say-?

[Monkey Face]

:o])

[Monkey Face]

They came because here, they are our Overlords. And want to remind us of that every day.

[Darksheare]

Yes, and they make off with pen caps to show us their power.
*sigh*

[Monkey Face]

There were many times I wanted to say that, but after a while, I became quite human. Then I would answer the phone in a pleasant humanoid voice and if they were rude, I just got nicer.

If they were really bad, I would put them on hold and take a deep breath. But I got to handle a lot of “nasty” customers because no one else wanted to deal with them. Good training.

[Tax-chick]

Frank steals the pen caps, too ... but he spits them out if you ask nicely.

[Monkey Face]

And sometime, even the pens, though hiding them is a little more complicated. You can always tell where their stash is: They will snake an arm as far under the furniture as it can go, then look at you with a blank expression, as if to say, “Whaddyoulookinat?”

Then furiously lick their chest fur.

[Monkey Face]

Because Frank is trainable. Katz aren’t.

[Darksheare]

I get psychotically ranting truck drivers who suddenly bug their eyes out and then behave for me, they later say that I’m ‘intimidating’.
Really, I mean, come on.
I’m all of 5’5” tall and 110 pounds or so at the moment and I’m intimidating?
They get laughed at in Receiving when they get there and whine.
I don’t know what it is, but it’s starting to creep me out.