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What my plan was when I created the ZOT
(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

Posted on 06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT by DagonofAlbion

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!


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To: Monkey Face

I gained 0.8. In three weeks, which featured lots of Restorative Beverages. Whew.

Now it’s time to make a menu plan and shopping list!


2,361 posted on 08/17/2010 7:58:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL.
People aren’t supposed to be green and brown with little bumps all over.
At least, I don’t think they’re supposed ot be.
I have to consult the galactic guidebook again.


2,362 posted on 08/17/2010 10:50:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Tax-chick

But you were under stress!! The Restorative Beverages were an absolute necessity if you were to function somewhat normally during the day!

Don’t beat yourself up. Just take the next day as it comes.
I don’t know how often Weight Watchers expects you to weigh, but I only do it once a week, for several reasons, not the least of which is that I am a woman, and therefore, I tend to retain water.

Weighing every day is discouraging when it seems we gain a pound or two every day, or lose a pound or two, either of which is not a true measure in the course of a week.

I eat LOTS of canned asparagus (always in season) because the entire can only has 60 calories. I like it cold, with mayo, and I drink the juice. Benefits? Diuretic and liver booster.

Still, I’m a carnivore, and several days a week, I need MEAT with my asparagus!! :o])


2,363 posted on 08/17/2010 11:20:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

I hadn’t weighed since my previous meeting, so I had no idea what to expect. Our leader said she’d recently attended an award of Lifetime membership for a woman who had lost 205 lbs.

I’ll just cut back on the Restoratives (and pizza!) and lose 5 before Anoreth arrives.

That reminds me, I need to go to the Lands End website and check out their bathing suit clearance. Walmart had nothing left.


2,364 posted on 08/17/2010 1:14:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: Monkey Face

2,365 posted on 08/17/2010 1:16:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: Tax-chick

I’d love to go to Walmart for swimming apparel. (Aparrel? Apparrall?)
The public pool has senior discounts, dontchaknow, and I’d love to be able to go every other day. When my truck is fixed...


2,366 posted on 08/17/2010 2:57:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

I could do that ramen every day!!
(I think I have some bowls like that in storage...)


2,367 posted on 08/17/2010 3:07:25 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Darksheare
"People aren’t supposed to be green and brown with little bumps all over.
At least, I don’t think they’re supposed ot be. I have to consult the galactic guidebook again."

According to John Scalzi, the green ones are genetically modified super-soldiers. They are very dangerous.

According to Larry Niven, the lumpy ones are Protectors. Don't let their arthritic-looking joints fool you, it gives them extra leverage. They're extremely dangerous, and diabolically clever as well.

What the heck part of the Galaxy are you hanging around in, anyway?

2,368 posted on 08/17/2010 3:11:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"When my truck is fixed..."

I'm predicting that when your truck is fixed, on the first day you'll only go two places, and on the second day, it will sit undisturbed all day.

But I know how annoying it can be to not be able to go when you want to!

2,369 posted on 08/17/2010 3:15:22 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: Monkey Face

The public pool ought to have Seniors Free!


2,370 posted on 08/17/2010 3:27:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Large realities dwarf and overshadow the tiny human figures reacting to them.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Trust me, Sir Robert...the first day my truck is fixed, I’ll be hitting all the spots I haven’t been able to go to in the last fortnight. As for the second day, I may even be so devil-may-care that I drive 120 miles to see my favorite niece!!

My wheels are my freedom! The third day, if I don’t visit my neice, will be spent going on errands that are not necessarily necessary. ;o]


2,371 posted on 08/17/2010 3:31:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

The Public Pool should, but since this is Harry *choke* Reid country, we play the hand we are dealt.

No way is he going to allow a senior to get something without paying for it. The orifice.


2,372 posted on 08/17/2010 3:33:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

Tsk, teenagers.


2,373 posted on 08/17/2010 3:34:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob

This one, these things are in my basement.
Wait.. how’d the get IN there to begin with?!


2,374 posted on 08/17/2010 3:35:14 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face

Couldn’t he even let seniors swim for free at the legendary whorehouse pool, where he learned to swim?


2,375 posted on 08/17/2010 3:36:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Maven of alcoholic beverage bargains!)
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To: NicknamedBob

*choke*
And you would know because....?


2,376 posted on 08/17/2010 3:39:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

Harry Reid is “do as I say, not as I do.”
He is running scared, now, as his side of the political ads against Sharron Angle are getting nasty. This far ahead of the election, this is not good for him.
Her ads knock him down and show him up to be a lying SOB, so if his pool wants to be paid by the very people he preys on, then that’s the way it will be.
His departure from Obama’s stance on the GZ mosque is too little, too late. He is choking on his own lies.
When he (Them!!!) is out of office, I’ll go to the pool. After I’ve been able to find something to swim in...


2,377 posted on 08/17/2010 3:44:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face
"And you would know because....?"

Everybody knows about teenagers, except teenagers.

2,378 posted on 08/17/2010 4:10:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah. I believe I’m in Never-Never Land, today. (Or every day!)
Tomorrow, bright and early, while the shade is still on the vehicle in question, I will attempt to remedy the problem of “wheels.” Stay tuned.


2,379 posted on 08/17/2010 4:17:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face
Still here?

Not a good day today. Slept until LoM got me up around 8. Didn't feel too swift and my temperature was rather low. Again. Still, went into work because there was some stuff I needed to get done and the papers I needed for it were there.

But one of my committees turned really nasty today -- tons of emails full of yelling (somewhat politely, but yelling). We've had some of this before but not like this. I predict a rough road ahead.

Got lunch but the tummy was really twitchy, even with vegetarian I could barely eat so I grabbed the papers and came home. Finished the document I was working on, though, so maybe tomorrow I can start the promised puff-piece for a new product in which I don't say what I'm really saying, but having my name on it says what I'm not saying. Or something like that.

2,380 posted on 08/17/2010 4:31:25 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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