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What my plan was when I created the ZOT
(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

Posted on 06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT by DagonofAlbion

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!


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To: Tax-chick

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1,101 posted on 07/18/2010 6:08:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Monkey Face

Heh - you got the zeroes while I was looking for a good cat picture. Wasn’t one today. I’ll watch for the crocs. I’m going to need to get socks for Pat soon.


1,102 posted on 07/18/2010 6:10:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Anoreth

The rudeness you experienced in Singapore doesn’t disappear when they come here. My experiences with Southeast Asians in LA was quite the same. Riding the bus system through the Korean and Chinese fringes to get to somewhere on the other side was almost enough to tick me off.

And I’m fairly tolerant of most people (for the most part, at least until I got sick.) Suffice to say, I pushed back, and wouldn’t give an inch, nor give up my seat to a nasty woman who wanted it. It’s probably a good thing I didn’t understand what she said.

It will be good to have you back in the World again, though I have to admit I have really enjoyed your missives!


1,103 posted on 07/18/2010 6:17:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Tax-chick

*snort*
I thought I’d be too late for the 00’s.
I defragged the computer, deleted some programs I seldom use and a couple of scheduled maintenance programs in an effort to speed up the computer, then shut it down last night for the first time in I-don’t-know-how-long.
I turned it back on about an hour ago, and it’s running a little slow, but it may be just trying to wake up. If computers do so.
Hopefully, it won’t bog down when I need it most.


1,104 posted on 07/18/2010 6:23:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe your computer is experiencing my brain today ;-). I guess I should eat something.


1,105 posted on 07/18/2010 6:30:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; NicknamedBob

The Battle Pangolin strode through the morasse of writhing armies with ease, striking terror into the hearts of all in its path!


1,106 posted on 07/18/2010 6:43:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)
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To: Darksheare

I think I need one of those to get Bill and Tom out of bed!


1,107 posted on 07/18/2010 7:01:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

Maybe. Sisters under the skin. Or something.

;o]

I’m making some potato salad. I was going to do it last week, and bought the stuff, but it’s just been sitting in my fridge. And all the while, my mouth has been wanting it.

So today is the Day!


1,108 posted on 07/18/2010 7:29:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good on ya! I made baba-ganous and vegetable slaw yesterday. The slaw needs more mustard; I’ll add it next time I serve some.


1,109 posted on 07/18/2010 7:31:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Anoreth

Hmmmmmmm

sounds like there, LOL.

Would be interesting to do a Matador’s bow and cape swirl to let some pass and see what they did.


1,110 posted on 07/18/2010 7:42:36 AM PDT by Quix (THE PLAN of the Bosses: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2519352/posts?page=2#2)
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To: Quix

LOL! If only she’d thought of that sooner - she could have had an entire Captain Alatriste outfit made. There won’t be any room to swirl and flourish on the cruise to Guam.


1,111 posted on 07/18/2010 7:49:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Got any ones?


1,112 posted on 07/18/2010 9:31:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

I gave all my 1’s to TC.


1,113 posted on 07/18/2010 10:41:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Tax-chick
Ah, the joys of multiculturalism.

Everybody who believes that nonsense ought to be airdropped into the middle of someplace inhospitable.

I'd add to Australia parts of Britain, especially Scotland. Nice folks, polite, clean, and they brush their teeth (which appear to be more durable than those of the English).

1,114 posted on 07/18/2010 10:59:48 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Tax-chick

You need a Murphy bed with gears on it, like the Wallace and Gromit wake-up machine.


1,115 posted on 07/18/2010 11:06:47 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

The inventions in that series are mind boggling. Always a hoot to watch.


1,116 posted on 07/18/2010 11:57:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Monkey Face; AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick
"The inventions in that series are mind boggling. Always a hoot to watch."

Surely any moderately intelligent person should be able to cobble together a space ship, in his basement, that would get him to the moon and back.

1,117 posted on 07/18/2010 12:26:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Caroll asked, "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: Monkey Face
It’s hard to believe it’s been a year, but my grandson is finally on his way home! YAY!

Happy News!

1,118 posted on 07/18/2010 12:30:45 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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Ooh, that would be great! They’re on the top bunks, and they just lie there like walruses, moaning, “I’m up ...”


1,119 posted on 07/18/2010 12:34:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Monkey Face
Do you have a good potato salad recipe to share?

(pretty please?)

1,120 posted on 07/18/2010 1:34:28 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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