Posted on 06/11/2010 7:13:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Well poo! I make a mean margarita though. ;o)
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahhaha love it. Stupid me.
Make it a Sangria and you’re on.
Thanks for the info.
That’s for real?
What do they call it...”Chicken Richard”? (pron. ‘ree-shard’)
I now am fighting a nasty case of the giggles. Thank you.
"Oh honey, trying out a new recipe I found tonight..." 
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.”
Forrest responds, “It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain’t too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.”
St. Peter continued, “Yes, I know Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God’s first name?”
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, give me your answers”
Forrest replied, “Well, the first one — which two days in the week begins with the letter “T”? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.”
The Saint’s eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, “Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.
How about the next one?” asked St. Peter. “How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,” replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.”
Astounded, St. Peter said, “Twelve Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”
Forrest replied, “Shucks, there’s got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... “
“Hold it,” interrupts St. Peter. “I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind.... but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.
Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God’s first name”?
“Sure,” Forrest replied, “it’s Andy.”
“Andy?” exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
“Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?”
“Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,” Forrest replied.
“I learnt it from the song,
“ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.”
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: “Run, Forrest, run.”
Watch for them at sunset. It is really neat to watch. i like to think that everyone a bat gets, I don’t get bitten.
Thanks!
Hi Lucky! I enjoy your silly thread every Friday! Thanks for being there with the silly stuff!
Hello Miztiki! I read your thread last night and have been thinking of you. As I read the weekly funny thread by Lucky9teen today, I thought you might enjoy it and perhaps would like to be the weekly “ping list” like I am? I am also a devoted country girl and I know how you feel. I love the country, my animals, etc, but there’s a lack of other company that can talk back. Take Care and I hope you enjoy the silly thread! The ConservativeParty
Let the Sillyness (silliness?)
Continue!!!
IN WAY AFTER THE PING!
: )
Wot???
OK. So Im late. So shoot me.
I bought my bat house from Amazon.com for $42 plus shipping, and put it on a tall (15ft) 4x4 post about 50 feet from my back deck. Mine is a “three cell” model, and is rated to hold 300 bats; it’s made by Looker or Looper, something like that.
Now I’m hoping that all the bats I just evicted from the shutters on my house move to the new home I’ve bought them... lol
Cool video. I just showed it to my son.
Without the bat eating the mosquitoes, there’d be no cashews.
OH, now you done it. Cashews are one of my weaknesses, those damn bats and mosquitos, heck.
I got that in at least three emails.
Noooow !!!! / that’s funny, I can’t help who you are !!!
LOL. Didn’t know Rick Sanchez worked for WGN....
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