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Posted on 06/11/2010 7:13:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: girlscout
Eeeeeek!
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posted on
06/11/2010 10:04:23 AM PDT
by
MissTed
(I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me.)
To: MissTed
142
posted on
06/11/2010 10:12:17 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Pan_Yan
They laughed out loud.
Can’t you hear her saying, “Piggy!”?
143
posted on
06/11/2010 10:12:37 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Utopia is being foisted on Americans for their own good.-- J. Robert Smith)
To: MissTed
To: MissTed; girlscout; Shyla; The_Victor; absolootezer0
145
posted on
06/11/2010 10:25:19 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
Comment #146 Removed by Moderator
To: nuke rocketeer
147
posted on
06/11/2010 10:38:16 AM PDT
by
cartan
To: MissTed
LOL! And only one pocket protector in the bunch.
148
posted on
06/11/2010 10:55:15 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: girlscout
That one is quite simple.
149
posted on
06/11/2010 10:58:16 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: nuke rocketeer
150
posted on
06/11/2010 11:03:03 AM PDT
by
MissTed
(I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me.)
To: girlscout; annieokie
I figured that out, actually.
God created mosquitoes to be food for bats.
satan corrupted the mosquitoes, so that they’d have to bite man (God’s favorite creation), and cause disease in the same creation (man).
satan cannot create anything on his own - he takes something pure of God’s, and distorts it for his evil purposes.
151
posted on
06/11/2010 11:09:14 AM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: Ro_Thunder
Thank you, I know everything was created for SOME purpose, just could not figure out that mosquito. Wondering if that is the real reason, but nevertheless it works.
Then the question is why the BAT? One created for the other? hahahahahaha. What good did that accomplish?
Oh well, one day we will know.
To: annieokie
The bat was created to eat the mosquitoes.
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posted on
06/11/2010 11:30:45 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(If he could have taxed it, Obama's hole would have been plugged by now.)
To: annieokie
Then the question is why the BAT? To hit baseballs with of course
154
posted on
06/11/2010 11:35:46 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: annieokie; Ro_Thunder; Ingtar
Why did God make the mosquito?
I did read/see somewhere that mosquitoes make the herds move... In Africa, for example, the herds of misc. animals all start congregating at the best watering holes, which have lush plantlife and ample water. However, the conditions are also perfect for mosquitoes, which begin multiplying in the same area. At some point, the animals can’t take the bites anymore and leave for another watering hole - long before they normally would have left.
At the next hole, the process begins all over again. So the mosquitoes are making the herds move before they can seriously damage any particular location. They change pastures, just like a rancher would make their cattle herd do, and each grazing area can recover nicely during the break.
BTW - a small brown southern bat eats around 500 mosquitoes per night. They’re great to have around your house, so consider putting up a bat house. Buy a good one online, the bigger the better - not the decorative type. But, don’t let the bats roost anywhere on your house! Trust me on that!
Fletcher J
To: MissTed
156
posted on
06/11/2010 12:05:45 PM PDT
by
Bookwoman
("...and I am unanimous in this...")
To: Arrowhead1952
Awesome!! I thoroughly enjoyed that!
Those little things were like tanks!
157
posted on
06/11/2010 12:19:30 PM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: Bookwoman
{{sniffle}} Fine!
![](http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/CrossedArms.gif)
How about a pineapple glazed chicken/male genitalia casserole insted. ![](http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/boogiesmilie.gif)
158
posted on
06/11/2010 12:22:36 PM PDT
by
MissTed
(I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.. Then it hit me.)
To: Fletcher J
That’s a great idea! I’ve got around 10 acres, so I can put a bat house up, and have it far enough away from the house. :-)
Thanks!
159
posted on
06/11/2010 12:26:10 PM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: MissTed
Let’s just say that I rescind your kind invitation to dinner. You are a very creative cook, but I have a very weak stomach!
160
posted on
06/11/2010 12:26:35 PM PDT
by
Bookwoman
("...and I am unanimous in this...")
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