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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
— Winston S. Churchill
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:07:47 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: 21twelve
Nobody ever won a war by dying for their country. You win by making the other sumbitch die for his.
42
posted on
05/14/2010 5:07:59 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
To: Post-Neolithic
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
43
posted on
05/14/2010 5:08:00 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
To: Post-Neolithic
“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.” Repo Man
44
posted on
05/14/2010 5:08:11 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(Bob Dylan sez : What looks large from a distance, close up is never that big.)
To: Post-Neolithic
"That's not a lie. That's a
false lie."
Yul Brenner in
The King and I.
"Tomorrow is another day."
Vivian Leigh in Gone With the Wind.
45
posted on
05/14/2010 5:08:54 PM PDT
by
Jemian
(Support Bible translation in Papua. www.mmlott.org)
To: Post-Neolithic
Ulysses Everett McGill: Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
46
posted on
05/14/2010 5:09:06 PM PDT
by
oyez
(The difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“90% of the game is 50% mental.” (Yogi Berra)
To: dfwgator
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
48
posted on
05/14/2010 5:09:48 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
To: Post-Neolithic
“The work never ends...always another palm to grease...always another weak sister that needs shoring-up”
J. R. Ewing
49
posted on
05/14/2010 5:10:13 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: InvisibleChurch
“The life of a Repo Man is always intense.”
50
posted on
05/14/2010 5:10:32 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
51
posted on
05/14/2010 5:10:39 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: Post-Neolithic
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God, I have had this Congress! For ten years, King George and his Parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these colonies with their illegal taxes! Stamp Acts, Townshend Acts, Sugar Acts, Tea Acts! And when we dared stand up like men, they have stopped our trade, seized our ships, blockaded our ports, burned our towns, and spilled our BLOOD! And still, this Congress refuses to grant ANY of my proposals on independence, even so much as the courtesty of open debate! Good God, what in hell are you waiting for?" "John Adams" (William Daniels) "1776"
52
posted on
05/14/2010 5:10:58 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Politics is only about money and the power to control it. ALL of it!)
To: Post-Neolithic
on giving warnings before engaging someone, “What are you trying to do? Turn it into a sporting event?”
“Ever come across someone you shouldn’t of fu**d with, well that’s me”
Clint Eastwood Gran Torino (a double header)
53
posted on
05/14/2010 5:11:04 PM PDT
by
Recon Dad
( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 206)
To: Post-Neolithic
Sometimes there just ain’t enough rocks - Forrest Gump
Fill your hand you son of a b!tch - True Grit
I’m your huckleberry - Tombstone
Larry’s not white, Larry’s clear - Space Jam
54
posted on
05/14/2010 5:11:04 PM PDT
by
madamemayhem
(defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I shall return.” (Douglas McArthur)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Coffee is for closers.” - Glengarry Glen Ross.
56
posted on
05/14/2010 5:11:21 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
“Stand up Chuck”...VP Biden
57
posted on
05/14/2010 5:11:35 PM PDT
by
~Vor~
(A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Your arrogance is nearly as great as your ignorance. - The Doctor (Dr. Who)
58
posted on
05/14/2010 5:12:03 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Post-Neolithic
“Get three coffins ready....BLAM..BLAM...BLAM...BLAM. My mistake, make that four coffins.”
The man with no name
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:12:13 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: Post-Neolithic
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
-PJ
60
posted on
05/14/2010 5:12:31 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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