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Fur better or worse: postman Uwe Mitzscherlich marries his cat
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| May 3, 2010
Posted on 05/03/2010 12:05:08 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A GERMAN postman has "married" his obese and asthmatic cat, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his pet died.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time, and she has always slept in my bed," single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, told Bild newspaper.
"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"
Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich, from Possendorf, in eastern Germany, paid €300 ($428) for a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while his twin brother, Erik, served as witness.
The happy couple dressed up for the occasion - Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly meowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crazycatman; culturewar; germany; homosexualagenda; kittyping; marriagelaws; napl; samesexmarriage; weird; zoophilia
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To: Free ThinkerNY
At least this guy “married” something with a heartbeat unlike that Korean dork that “married” his pillow.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:06:51 PM PDT
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Fred Nerks; PhilDragoo; nw_arizona_granny; ...
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:08:07 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: Free ThinkerNY
The wedding night was a blast, I’m sure.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:09:23 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Cecilia is such a trusting creature.”
Like what, she lets you borrow her car? I don’t get what a cat has to be ‘trusting’ about. We may be looking at one sick bastard here.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:11:49 PM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Some guys will do anything for a little pu—y, I guess.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:13:07 PM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: Mich Patriot
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:18:36 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Given the current condition of Western Man’s soul marriage to animals had to come!
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:19:05 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Mich Patriot
To: Free ThinkerNY
Obviously, no marriage in any sense of the word was involved.
A new variant of “going postal” perhaps, but no more than that.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:21:48 PM PDT
by
Moltke
(DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
To: Mich Patriot
Not that’s funny, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:24:26 PM PDT
by
MEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
To: LucyT; Free ThinkerNY
Uwe Mitzscherlich says his heart and his cat's beat as
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:26:01 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Free ThinkerNY
But, but, he was born attracted to cats... Besides if you object to a man marrying his cat, you’re standing against the civil rights movement. You ask the connection? Once people object to blacks being equal - therefore anything that’s objected to is automatically wrong. ... Really, it’s how liberals “logic”...
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:26:02 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
("Draw Mohammad Day" - - May 20, 2010 - Draw for freedom - draw for your children's freedom.)
To: nhoward14
I heard that some woman “married” the Eiffel Tower.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:29:13 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: LucyT; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Photos! We need photos.No, no we don't. ;^)
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:30:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I can see November from my house!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Brings new meaning to the phrase going postal
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:32:54 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: Free ThinkerNY
This kind of crap is coming to your town very soon thanks to Obammy his minions and the gay and les bean community.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:33:21 PM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
(Just say NO to RINOs. (FUBO))
To: JoeProBono
That is one Hairy Pu@@y. Oh come on, you were thinking it too.
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:34:07 PM PDT
by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: JoeProBono
It appears, Uwe is a repressed chicken choker, judging from this photo.......
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posted on
05/03/2010 12:38:43 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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