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To: LucyT; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Photos! We need photos.

No, no we don't. ;^)


16 posted on 05/03/2010 12:30:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Slings and Arrows
This makes a lot more sense than same sex marriages! But it also means that the new HCB is going to have to cover Vet bills.;-)

And can Muslims marry more than one cat? And do they get 72 kittens when they die a martyrs death?

24 posted on 05/03/2010 12:46:15 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (Vera Baker rumors--The Obama White House antidote to imminent 'himbo' eruptions!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

;^)

Still laughing.


32 posted on 05/03/2010 12:57:08 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows

This one is disturbing in oh so many ways....


40 posted on 05/03/2010 1:14:15 PM PDT by thinkin out loud
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Poor kitty kat.


45 posted on 05/03/2010 1:56:29 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I love the internet. As you might have guessed, yes, you can Marry Your Pet.

Disclaimer

Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.

*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.

NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.

Koko and Kali : 10/29/03

"She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!"

The pet wedding priestess will also divorce you, should there be the need.

All hail the internet!!

49 posted on 05/03/2010 3:36:55 PM PDT by Daffynition ( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
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