No, no we don't. ;^)
And can Muslims marry more than one cat? And do they get 72 kittens when they die a martyrs death?
;^)
Still laughing.
This one is disturbing in oh so many ways....
Poor kitty kat.
Disclaimer
Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.
*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.
NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.
Koko and Kali : 10/29/03
"She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!"
The pet wedding priestess will also divorce you, should there be the need.
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